OK story time: When I was a kid I used to go to my grandparents house when my mom worked-my cousins-both older girls- would be there-they would often babysit when no one was there-anyway they LOVED "You Can't Do That on Television"-I was kind of afraid of it, but liked it too. I would close my eyes when someone got slimed and they would tease me. They would say "one day were going to SLIME you!" -and I would gulp and kind of shiver, but I also kind of wanted to see what it would be like! Then one day I went over and the house smelled weird-they looked at me all sinister and said they had a surprise for me (cue nervous gulp) one grabbed me from behind-the other said "to the dungeon with him!" -now I was scared(but also excited-I kind of knew what was coming) they dragged me downstairs to the basement -which was dank and kinda did look like a dungeon, then they actually used handcuffs ( my grandpa had been a cop) that they had rigged up to the wall actually hang me off the wall! Humiliating, yes, funny-yes. I was helpless. And I knew what they were going to do. one of them even had an eye patch on! One said-"fetch the green slime" and the other brought out a bucket of truly disgusting looking slime they had made. "No! not that!" I cried! but I was kind of playing along. I was scared, but I wanted to get slimed too. They brought the bucket over to me and said-"perhaps we will spare you if you answer the QUESTION OF DOOM! if you get it wrong though, it's the GRREEEN SLLIIME!" -they really drew it out to make it sound more horrible. I gulped. I was doomed. I knew they would make the question unanswerable. Then they asked" how many fish are in the pond in the backyard"-I couldn't get out of it. I new they would slime me either way so I just played along. sadly, I looked at them and said "I don't know" -they laughed and dumped the bucket all over me. It was so gross! but fun! It turned out they had made more buckets and they kept bringing them out and asking me more questions.We played ycdtotv after that every time I went over when they had slime made. I still get chills when I think of the phrase "to the dungeon with him!" and I heard it often!
Was this wrong of them? They didn't do anything sexual or wrong to me all they did was slime me. Was it weird that I thought this was fun? would you have wanted to be in my position? Answer these questions about my freaky situation please!!
This poll was created on 2012-12-08 07:03:27
by gulpimdoomed