2013 Methane Movie Awards Nominating Ballot
After enduring a tough year of movies, the Methane Movie Awards are back once again to punish the worst movies of the year. Choose the five that you think should be nominated for each category.
Worst Motion Picture of the Year
| 7% (1) | Alex Cross | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | The Apparition | |
| 15% (2) | Atlas Shrugged: Part II | |
| 61% (8) | Battleship | |
| 0% (0) | Chernobyl Diaries | |
| 0% (0) | The Cold Light of Day | |
| 38% (5) | The Devil Inside | |
| 15% (2) | Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |
| 7% (1) | Gone | |
| 0% (0) | House at the End of the Street | |
| 0% (0) | Last Ounce of Courage | |
| 15% (2) | A Little Bit of Heaven | |
| 7% (1) | The Lucky One | |
| 7% (1) | Occupy Unmasked | |
| 7% (1) | October Baby | |
| 23% (3) | One for the Money | |
| 15% (2) | The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure | |
| 0% (0) | Parental Guidance | |
| 23% (3) | Piranha 3DD | |
| 0% (0) | Playing for Keeps | |
| 7% (1) | Red Dawn | |
| 7% (1) | Silent Hill: Revelation 3D | |
| 23% (3) | That's My Boy | |
| 0% (0) | This Means War | |
| 7% (1) | A Thousand Words | |
| 0% (0) | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie | |
| 7% (1) | Total Recall | |
| 15% (2) | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 | |
| 15% (2) | 2016: Obama's America | |
| 7% (1) | The Watch | |
| 7% (1) | What to Expect When You're Expecting | |
| 0% (0) | Wrath of the Titans |
13 voters have answered this question.
Worst Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
| 8% (1) | Andrew Breitbart in "Occupy Unmasked" and "Runaway Slave" | |
|---|---|---|
| 16% (2) | Gerard Butler in "Chasing Mavericks" and "Playing for Keeps" | |
| 50% (6) | Nicolas Cage in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" and "Seeking Justice" | |
| 8% (1) | Billy Crystal in "Parental Guidance" | |
| 0% (0) | Robert De Niro in "Freelancers" and "Red Lights" | |
| 8% (1) | Zac Efron in "The Lucky One" | |
| 8% (1) | Colin Farrell in "Total Recall" | |
| 8% (1) | Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" | |
| 8% (1) | Chris Hemsworth in "Red Dawn" and "Snow White and the Huntsman" | |
| 25% (3) | Taylor Kitsch in "Battleship", "John Carter", and "Savages" | |
| 33% (4) | Eddie Murphy in "A Thousand Words" | |
| 25% (3) | Liam Neeson in "Battleship", "Taken 2", and "Wrath of the Titans" | |
| 16% (2) | Robert Pattinson in "Bel Ami" and "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 41% (5) | Tyler Perry in "Alex Cross" | |
| 0% (0) | Chris Pine in "This Means War" | |
| 0% (0) | Seth Rogen in "The Guilt Trip" | |
| 0% (0) | Andy Samberg in "That's My Boy" | |
| 75% (9) | Adam Sandler in "That's My Boy" | |
| 0% (0) | Bruce Willis in "The Cold Light of Day" and "Lay the Favorite" | |
| 41% (5) | Sam Worthington in "Man on a Ledge" and "Wrath of the Titans" |
12 voters have answered this question.
Worst Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
| 16% (2) | Elizabeth Banks, Brooklyn Decker, Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, and Jennifer Lopez in "What to Expect When You're Expecting" | |
|---|---|---|
| 0% (0) | Kate Beckinsale in "Contraband", "Total Recall", and "Underworld: Awakening" | |
| 16% (2) | Jessica Biel in "Playing for Keeps" and "Total Recall" | |
| 66% (8) | Miley Cyrus in "LOL" and "So Undercover" | |
| 0% (0) | Viola Davis in "Won't Back Down" | |
| 16% (2) | Ashley Greene in "The Apparition" | |
| 33% (4) | Katherine Heigl in "One for the Money" | |
| 41% (5) | Kate Hudson in "A Little Bit of Heaven" | |
| 33% (4) | Milla Jovovich in "Resident Evil: Retribution" | |
| 0% (0) | Queen Latifah in "Joyful Noise" | |
| 0% (0) | Rachael McAdams in "The Vow" | |
| 8% (1) | Bette Midler in "Parental Guidance" | |
| 25% (3) | Dolly Parton in "Joyful Noise" | |
| 16% (2) | Taylor Schilling in "The Lucky One" | |
| 0% (0) | Kyra Sedgwick in "The Possession" | |
| 8% (1) | Amanda Seyfried in "Gone" | |
| 41% (5) | Kristen Stewart in "Snow White and the Huntsman" and "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 0% (0) | Uma Thurman in "Bel Ami" and "Playing for Keeps" | |
| 8% (1) | Reese Witherspoon in "This Means War" | |
| 16% (2) | Catherine Zeta-Jones in "Lay the Favorite", "Playing for Keeps", and "Rock of Ages" |
12 voters have answered this question.
Worst Achievement in Directing
| 23% (3) | Sean Anders for "That's My Boy" | |
|---|---|---|
| 7% (1) | Stephen K. Bannon for "Occupy Unmasked" | |
| 0% (0) | Michael J. Bassett for "Silent Hill: Revelation 3D" | |
| 69% (9) | Peter Berg for "Battleship" | |
| 15% (2) | William Brent Bell for "The Devil Inside" | |
| 7% (1) | Dan Bradley for "Red Dawn" | |
| 7% (1) | Darrel Campbell and Kevin McAfee for "Last Ounce of Courage" | |
| 23% (3) | Rob Cohen for "Alex Cross" | |
| 23% (3) | Bill Condon for "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 15% (2) | Hector Dhalia for "Gone" | |
| 7% (1) | Andrew Erwin and Jon Erwin for "October Baby" | |
| 0% (0) | Andy Fickman for "Parental Guidance" | |
| 7% (1) | John Gulager for "Piranha 3DD" | |
| 0% (0) | Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim for "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" | |
| 23% (3) | Nicole Kassell for "A Little Bit of Heaven" | |
| 15% (2) | Jonathan Liebesman for "Wrath of the Titans" | |
| 0% (0) | Todd Lincoln for "The Apparition" | |
| 7% (1) | McG for "This Means War" | |
| 7% (1) | Gabriele Muccino for "Playing for Keeps" | |
| 7% (1) | Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor for "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" | |
| 23% (3) | John Putch for "Atlas Shrugged: Part II" | |
| 0% (0) | Brian Robbins for "A Thousand Words" | |
| 15% (2) | Julie Anne Robinson for "One for the Money" | |
| 7% (1) | Akiva Schaffer for "The Watch" | |
| 15% (2) | John Sullivan and Dinesh D'Souza for "2016: Obama's America" | |
| 15% (2) | Len Wiseman for "Total Recall" |
13 voters have answered this question.
Worst Achievement in Writing (Screenplay)
| 0% (0) | The Apparition (written by Todd Lincoln) | |
|---|---|---|
| 30% (4) | Atlas Shrugged: Part II (written by Duke Sandefur, Brian Patrick O'Toole, and Duncan Scott; based on the novel by Ayn Rand) | |
| 61% (8) | Battleship (written by Jon Hoeber and Erich Hoeber; based on the board game by Hasbro) | |
| 0% (0) | Chernobyl Diaries (written by Shane Van Dyke, Carey Van Dyke, and Oren Peli) | |
| 30% (4) | The Devil Inside (written by William Brent Bell and Matthew Peterman) | |
| 23% (3) | Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (written by Scott M. Gimple, Seth Hoffman, and David S. Goyer) | |
| 15% (2) | Gone (written by Allison Burnett) | |
| 0% (0) | Last Ounce of Courage (written by Darrel Campbell) | |
| 23% (3) | A Little Bit of Heaven (written by Gren Wells) | |
| 7% (1) | The Lucky One (written by Will Fetters; based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks) | |
| 7% (1) | Occupy Unmasked (written by Stephen K. Bannon) | |
| 7% (1) | October Baby (written by Andrew Erwin, Jon Erwin, Theresa Preston, and Cecil Stokes) | |
| 15% (2) | One for the Money (written by Stacy Sherman, Karen Ray, and Liz Brixius; based on the novel by Janet Evanovich) | |
| 7% (1) | The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure (written by Scott Stabile and Kenn Viselman) | |
| 0% (0) | Parental Guidance (written by Lisa Addario and Joe Syracuse | |
| 0% (0) | Piranha 3DD (written by Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton) | |
| 0% (0) | Playing for Keeps (written by Robbie Fox) | |
| 23% (3) | Red Dawn (written by Carl Ellsworth and Jeremy Passmore; based on the 1984 screenplay by Kevin Reynolds and John Milius) | |
| 7% (1) | Silent Hill: Revelation 3D (written by Michael J. Bassett; based on the video game "Silent Hill 3" by Konami) | |
| 30% (4) | That's My Boy (written by David Caspe) | |
| 0% (0) | A Thousand Words (written by Steve Koren) | |
| 0% (0) | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (written by Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim, Jon Mugar, Doug Lussenhop, and Jonathan Krisel) | |
| 7% (1) | Total Recall (written by Kurt Wimmer, Mark Bomback, Ronald Shusett, Dan O'Bannon, and Jon Povill; inspired by the short story "We Can Remember It for You Wholesale" by Philip K. Dick) | |
| 15% (2) | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (written by Melissa Rosenberg; based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer) | |
| 15% (2) | 2016: Obama's America (written by John Sullivan; based on the novel 'The Roots of Obama's Rage' by Dinesh D'Souza) | |
| 0% (0) | The Watch (written by Jared Stern, Seth Rogen, and Evan Goldberg) | |
| 15% (2) | What to Expect When You're Expecting (written by Shauna Cross and Heather Hach; based on the books by Heidi Murkoff) | |
| 15% (2) | Wrath of the Titans (written by Dan Mazeau, David Leslie Johnson, and Greg Berlanti; based on the 1981 movie screenplay by Beverley Cross) |
13 voters have answered this question.
Worst Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
| 8% (1) | Russell Brand in "Rock of Ages" | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (3) | Wes Bentley in "Gone" | |
| 0% (0) | Bryan Cranston in "Rock of Ages" and "Total Recall" | |
| 8% (1) | Cliff Curtis in "A Thousand Words" | |
| 0% (0) | Clark Duke in "A Thousand Words" | |
| 8% (1) | Idris Elba in "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" | |
| 16% (2) | Tom Felton in "The Apparition" | |
| 33% (4) | Matthew Fox in "Alex Cross" | |
| 25% (3) | David Hasselhoff in "Piranha 3DD" | |
| 16% (2) | Josh Hutcherson in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" and "Red Dawn" | |
| 58% (7) | Taylor Lautner in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 8% (1) | Malcolm McDowell in "Silent Hill: Revelation 3D" and "Vamps" | |
| 25% (3) | Chuck Norris in "The Expendables 2" | |
| 16% (2) | Jason O'Mara in "One for the Money" | |
| 8% (1) | Dennis Quaid in "Playing for Keeps" and "What to Expect When You're Expecting" | |
| 33% (4) | Mike Sorrentino in "The Three Stooges" | |
| 25% (3) | Daniel Sunjata in "Gone" and "One for the Money" |
12 voters have answered this question.
Worst Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
| 27% (3) | Elizabeth Banks in "Man on a Ledge" | |
|---|---|---|
| 9% (1) | Kathy Bates in "A Little Bit of Heaven" | |
| 0% (0) | Kristin Davis in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" | |
| 45% (5) | Brooklyn Decker in "Battleship" | |
| 0% (0) | Jenni Farley in "The Three Stooges" | |
| 18% (2) | Mackenzie Foy in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 0% (0) | Sammi Giancola in "The Three Stooges" | |
| 9% (1) | Ashley Greene in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 36% (4) | Sienna Guillory in "Resident Evil: Retribution" | |
| 9% (1) | Vanessa Hudgens in "Journey 2: The Mysterious Island" | |
| 18% (2) | Jessica Lange in "The Vow" | |
| 27% (3) | Demi Moore in "LOL" | |
| 9% (1) | Ronnie Ortiz-Magro in "The Three Stooges" | |
| 36% (4) | Nicole Polizzi in "The Three Stooges" | |
| 54% (6) | Rihanna in "Battleship" | |
| 27% (3) | Kerry Washington in "A Thousand Words" | |
| 18% (2) | Sigourney Weaver in "The Cold Light of Day", "Red Lights", and "Vamps" |
11 voters have answered this question.
Worst On-Screen Pairing
| 8% (1) | Any combination of two people or puppets in "The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure" | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (1) | Andrew Breitbart and anyone else stretching the truth in "Occupy Unmasked" | |
| 33% (4) | Gerard Butler and either Jessica Biel, Uma Thurman, or Catherine Zeta-Jones in "Playing for Keeps" | |
| 8% (1) | Dinesh D'Souza and any of his fallacies in "2016: Obama's America" | |
| 25% (3) | Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling in "The Lucky One" | |
| 16% (2) | Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" | |
| 41% (5) | Katherine Heigl and either Jason O'Mara or Daniel Sunjata in "One for the Money" | |
| 33% (4) | Kate Hudson and Gael Garcia Bernal in "A Little Bit of Heaven" | |
| 33% (4) | Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2" | |
| 58% (7) | Adam Sandler and either Andy Samberg or Leighton Meester in "That's My Boy" | |
| 25% (3) | Channing Tatum and Rachael McAdams in "The Vow" | |
| 33% (4) | Reese Witherspoon and either Tom Hardy or Chris Pine in "This Means War" |
12 voters have answered this question.
Worst Performance by a Cast
| 8% (1) | The Apparition | |
|---|---|---|
| 75% (9) | Battleship | |
| 0% (0) | Chernobyl Diaries | |
| 41% (5) | The Devil Inside | |
| 8% (1) | Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |
| 0% (0) | Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |
| 0% (0) | Joyful Noise | |
| 0% (0) | Parental Guidance | |
| 25% (3) | Piranha 3DD | |
| 0% (0) | The Raven | |
| 8% (1) | Red Dawn | |
| 25% (3) | Rock of Ages | |
| 41% (5) | That's My Boy | |
| 25% (3) | A Thousand Words | |
| 8% (1) | The Three Stooges | |
| 8% (1) | Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie | |
| 8% (1) | Total Recall | |
| 16% (2) | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 | |
| 8% (1) | Underworld: Awakening | |
| 8% (1) | The Watch | |
| 25% (3) | What to Expect When You're Expecting |
12 voters have answered this question.
Worst Remake, Adaptation, or Ripoff
| 23% (3) | Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (an adaptation of the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith) | |
|---|---|---|
| 61% (8) | Battleship (an adaptation of the board game) | |
| 15% (2) | Dark Shadows (an adaptation of the soap opera) | |
| 23% (3) | The Lucky One (an adaptation of the Nicholas Sparks novel) | |
| 23% (3) | One for the Money (an adaptation of the Janet Evanovich novel) | |
| 15% (2) | The Oogieloves in The BIG Balloon Adventure (a ripoff of "Barney and Friends", "Dora the Explorer", and "Teletubbies") | |
| 15% (2) | The Raven (a ripoff of Edgar Allan Poe's works) | |
| 46% (6) | Red Dawn (a remake of the 1984 film) | |
| 23% (3) | Rock of Ages (an adaptation of the Broadway musical) | |
| 15% (2) | The Three Stooges (a ripoff of the comedy trio) | |
| 30% (4) | Total Recall (a remake of the 1990 film) | |
| 15% (2) | 2016: Obama's America (an adaptation of the novel by Dinesh D'Souza) | |
| 30% (4) | What to Expect When You're Expecting (an adaptation of the book by Heidi Murkoff) |
13 voters have answered this question.
Worst Prequel or Sequel
| 33% (4) | Atlas Shrugged: Part II | |
|---|---|---|
| 75% (9) | Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance | |
| 0% (0) | Journey 2: The Mysterious Island | |
| 8% (1) | Paranormal Activity 4 | |
| 50% (6) | Piranha 3DD | |
| 16% (2) | Resident Evil: Retribution | |
| 16% (2) | Silent Hill: Revelation 3D | |
| 8% (1) | Step Up Revolution | |
| 41% (5) | Taken 2 | |
| 25% (3) | The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 | |
| 33% (4) | Underworld: Awakening | |
| 58% (7) | Wrath of the Titans |
12 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2012-06-04 18:58:29
by Michael LaPlace
