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Dropped down a Trapdoor for failing me: Be my doomed incompetent underling!

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I have always wished I could be a super villain so that when any of my bumbling underlings fail me, I could dump them down a trapdoor. I don't know if this came from watching cartoons in the 80's, but I always thought it would be so cool to just make someone disappear and plunge down into a pit of something unpleasant, like slime or yucky water, whenever I pushed a button. Hell, I would probably hire really incompetent underlings, just so I could give them the trapdoor treatment! Or I would give them impossible tasks, just so they would fail and be forced to take the plunge! If you ever wanted to dumped down a trapdoor, maybe you can help me fulfill my childhood dream with this poll!
Are you one of my female or male underlings?
female
male
How incompetent are you at being one of my lackeys?
I am semi competent, but you punish me anyway
I am a bumbling fool who always fails at whatever task I am assigned
I am an evil villain who has a large castle with many trapdoors. As my hench-person , about how often do I send you down a trapdoor?
Not often, but it happens
Two or three times a week
multiple times a day
What do I drop you into when I dump you down a trapdoor?
slime
water
a sewer
mud
a dungeon
it can be any of these, you never know what you are going to fall into because I change whats at the bottom of the trapdoors every so often to keep you on your toes.
do my other underlings laugh at you when I drop you down a trapdoor?
yes
no
Do I make you and my other underlings wear humiliating costumes as uniforms?
yes
no
What does your costume look like?
When you fail a task I have assigned you,do I berate you, call you names, insult you and make you feel small and foolish for being such a failure?
yes
no
You have just horribly botched a task I have given you. I commanded you to steal a special jewel, but you completely failed and you have come back empty handed. I summon you to my throne room to give me a full report. You know I have a trapdoor in front of my throne, and there are two guards at the door waiting in case you try to escape my wrath. The guards bring you forward and position you over the trapdoor. You see that I am tapping my finger very close to the button that activates the trapdoor, which is on the arm of my throne chair. Do you...
Gulp loudly like a cartoon character
try to stay cool
I look mad. What thought is running through your head right now?
"Maybe he'll show me mercy!"
"I'm doomed."
"I notice you failed to bring me my Jewel. " I say to you, looking stern. "Explain yourself." How do you explain yourself?
After you explain yourself I don't look pleased. Now I am ready to berate you, call you a fool, imbecile etc. -what do I say to insult you for failing me?
After I finish insulting you I say "well..perhaps a little taste of my trapdoor will teach you a lesson." with an evil smile. "Had you been successful I may have given you a raise-but instead, I think I'll give you a drop!" I say and laugh evily. Now you know I love a good grovel. Perhaps if you beg my forgiveness and grovel before me, I will spare you the trapdoor. How do you grovel?
I've heard enough. "That's enough you sniveling fool!! I have had it with your pathetic begging and miserable excuses!" -I start moving my finger toward the trapdoor button. "You leave me no choice." You look terrified, you want to move off the trapdoor-but you know the guards will destroy you if you try. All you can do is look at me like a deer in the headlights and gulp one last time-before I hit the button. BZZZT!!! The button has been pushed! Now describe your experience falling down the trapdoor.
How long do I leave you down at the bottom of the trapdoor? What do I do with you when I finally let you out?
This poll was created on 2013-11-20 03:24:11 by gulpimdoomed