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Pie in the Face from my Mom

My mom is going to pie me for losing a bet
Are you male or female?
Male
Female
How old are you?
10-15
16-20
21-25
26-30
31-35
36-40
41-45
46-50
51-55
56-60
61-65
66-70
70+
What should I wear?
Bathing suit
T-shirt and shorts
T-shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and shorts
Polo shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and dockers
Button down shirt and shorts
Button down shirt and jeans
Button down shirt and dockers
What should my mom wear?
Bathing suit
T-Shirt and shorts
T-shirt and jeans
Blouse and jeans
Blouse and skirt
Dress
What type of pie should my mom hit me with?
Shaving cream on paper plate
Whipped cream on paper plate
Pudding and whipped cream on graham cracker crust
Banana cream pie
How should I position myself to take the pie?
Standing up with my hands behind my back
Standing up with my hands in my pockets
Standing up with my arms at my sides
Where should my mom stand?
In front of me
Behind me
Next to me
How should my mom make physical contact when pieing me?
An arm around my shoulder
A hand on my shoulder
A hand on my upper back
A hand on my lower back
A hand on the back of my head
What should I say before getting pied?
Just smile
Just laugh
"Let me have it!"
"Please don't pie me!"
"You wouldn't pie your own son, would you?"
"Go for it!"
"Have fun!"
What should my mom say before pieing me?
Just smile
Just laugh
"This is my dream come true!"
"This is for all those times you frustrated me!"
"Get ready!"
"I love this!"
How should my mom pie me?
Gently push the pie in my face
Slowly rub the pie in my face
Forcefully grind the pie in my face
Smash the pie in my face
How should I react after getting pied?
Smile
Laugh
"Oh my God!"
Stand there shocked
Lick pie off my lips
How should my mom react after pieing me?
Smile
Laugh
Tell me she loved that
Tell me I had that coming for years
Tell me that's what I get for losing the bet
Any comments?
This poll was created on 2014-02-03 23:15:11 by MPC2944791217