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When would you teach your kids about sex?

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After constantly listening to 14 years of fanatical 'anti-sex & nudity' preaching from my parents calling it 'rude' because I was too young, I flat refused to listen to my parents 'birds and the bees' speech because I already knew everything anyway and the thoughts of the words "my parents" and "SEX" being used in the same sentence were traumatic and vomit inducing! I knew by definition that all parents had sex but I was not having any parents of 'MINE' do it. I basically want to know how many people are like "The 'Modern' Parents!" and how many parents are more like my parents were. This poll is open to everyone even if you don't have any kids, just vote as if you did. All opinions are valid.
Please give your real age and sex.
Under 18 male.
18 - 30 male.
31 - 40 male.
41 - 50 male.
51+ male.
Under 18 female.
18 - 30 female.
31 - 40 female.
41 - 50 female.
51+ male.
Males. I will assume everyone has spanking fetish and everyone is pro spanking but it could equally apply to any form of sexual play. At what age would you tell your kids about sex?
4 or under (as soon as they can talk)
5
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18
over 18.
Never!
Females. I will assume everyone has a spanking fetish and everyone is pro spanking but it could equally apply to any form of sexual play. At what age would you tell your kids about sex?
4 or under (as soon as they can talk)
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
Over 18.
Never!
Males. At what age would you tell your kids about your (non vanilla) sexual practices. eg "That daddy spanks mummy!"
4 or under (as soon as they know what a proper spanking is)
5
6
7
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9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
over 18.
Never!
Females. At what age would you tell your kids about your (non vanilla) sexual practices. eg "Daddy spanks mummy?!"
4 or under (as soon as they know what a proper spanking is)
5
6
7
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10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
over 18.
Never!
Males. If you had never told your kid(s) about your 'spanking sex sessions' and suddenly your teenage son comes up to the both of you asking to know all about how dad spanks mum because it turns out he knew about it all along, what do you do?
Spank him for being so nosey and embarrassing both you and his mother.
Tell him to go away and stop making up rubbish!
You tell him everything he wants to know and answer every question truthfully but tell him its a private thing between you and his mum, he should not be involved.
You explain everything and he asks to watch you spank mum naked. You let him watch you strip his mum down place her over your lap and spank her with your favourite implement until his mums bottom is very red and very sore.
You offer to instruct your son on how to spank his mum properly so you all strip down and he joins you for a session.
Females. If you had never told your kid(s) about your 'spanking sex sessions' and suddenly your teenage son comes up to the both of you asking to know all about how dad spanks you because it turns out he knew about it all along, what do you do?
Spank him for being so nosey and for embarrassing you.
Tell him to go away and stop making up rubbish!
You tell him everything he wants to know and answer every question truthfully but tell him its a private thing between you and his dad, he should not be involved.
You explain everything and he asks "Mum, can I watch you being spanked naked?". You invite him to a session and let him watch you be stripped down and placed over his dads knee and you allow yourself to be spanked with your favourite implement until your bottom is very red and very sore.
You offer to instruct your son on how to spank you properly so you strip down and he joins you for a session where you teach him how to thrash your bare bottom the way a man should.
Males. If you had never told your kid(s) about your 'spanking sex sessions' and suddenly your teenage daughter comes up to the both of you asking to know all about how her dad spanks her mum because it turns out she knew about your spanking sessions all along what do you do?
You give her the most painful bare bottom corporal punishment spanking off her entire life for being such a naughty and nosey little tramp and embarrassing you and her mother.
Tell her to go away and stop making up rubbish!
You tell her everything she wants to know and answer every question she asks truthfully but tell her its a private thing between you and her mum and she should not be involved.
You explain everything and she asks "Mum, can I watch you being spanked naked by dad?". You agree and invite your daughter to a session on the condition that she is stripped down and allows herself to be spanked naked with your favourite implement until her bottom is very red and very sore just like her mothers bottom.
Your daughter wants to be a Bisexual dominatrix when she grows up so you offer to instruct her on how to spank her mother properly and you teach her how to thrash her mothers bare bottom.
Females. If you had never told your kid(s) about your 'spanking sex sessions' and suddenly your teenage daughter comes up to the both of you asking to know all about how her dad spanks her mum because it turns out she knew about your spanking sessions all along what do you do?
You give her the most painful bare bottom corporal punishment spanking off her entire life for being such a naughty and nosey little tramp and embarrassing you.
Tell her to go away and stop making up rubbish!
You tell her everything she wants to know and answer every question she asks truthfully but tell her its a private thing between you and her dad, she should not be involved.
You explain everything and she asks "Mum, can I watch you being spanked naked by dad?". You agree and invite your daughter to a session on the condition that she is also stripped down and she allows herself to be spanked naked as well with until her bottom is very red and very sore from a hard spanking just like yours.
Your daughter wants to be a Bisexual dominatrix when she grows up so you offer to instruct her on how to spank you properly so you strip down and you teach her how to thrash your bare bottom.
Your daughter wants to be a Bisexual dominatrix when she grows up so you both strip down and she joins you for a session where you teach her the meaning of real pain and painfully thrash each others bare bottoms. It is the only way she will learn.
If your kids wanted to know about sex and asked you to explain everything would you refuse if you felt they are too young?
Males. Yes. I would refuse to talk about sex. I will decide when they are old enough.
Males. No, I would tell them everything they wanted to know. Kids can decide what they do and don't want to know.
Females. Yes. I would refuse to talk about sex. I will decide when they are old enough.
Females. No, I would tell them everything they wanted to know. Kids can decide what they do and don't want to know.
If your kids adamantly refused to listen to your 'Birds and the bees speech' would you force them to listen to your sex education lecture now that you say they are old enough even though they don't want to hear it?
Males. Yes. They are old enough now they will listen to what I have to say!
Males. No Kids can decide what they do and don't want to know and some kids feel sick at the thought of their own parents having sex. If they don't want to learn about sex from me that's fine.
Females. Yes. They are old enough now they will listen to what I have to say!
Females. No Kids can decide what they do and don't want to know and some kids feel sick at the thought of their own parents having sex. If they don't want to learn about sex from me that's fine.
How casual do YOU think a family SHOULD be about sex and nudity assuming all the kids are still under 18. (regardless of how you were actually brought up)
Males. Kids should never look at anything that has pictures of nudity or sexual content and kids must never talk about sex. Everyone should always be fully covered up at all times.
Males. It is Ok to expose little boys naked up to the age of about 7 or 8 then as above. (This was my parents - Dazo)
Males. Casual nudity is no big deal for anyone of any age or either sex. If my kids watch me take off my underpants or want to take a bath or shower with me then that is fine.
Males. As above and full family nudity is acceptable for all family members of either sex at any age anywhere in the house (or garden)
Males. As above but also full nude contact between all family members is fine as well such as hugging and cuddling. (This is the level of openness that I wanted - Dazo)
Males. As above but also touching each other sexually is also permitted. (ie family masturbation is also permitted)
Males. "As above and we even have full naked sex in front of our children!" ( just like The 'Modern' parents do - Dazo)
Females. Kids should never look at anything that has pictures of nudity or sexual content and kids must never talk about sex. Everyone should always be fully covered up at all times.
Females. It is Ok to expose little boys naked up to the age of about 7 or 8 then as above. (This was my parents - Dazo)
Females. Casual nudity is no big deal for anyone of any age or either sex. If my kids watch me take off my underwear or my teenage son wants to take a bath or shower with me then that is fine.
Females. As above and full family nudity is acceptable for all family members of either sex at any age any time or anywhere in the house (or garden)
Females. As above but also full nude contact between all family members is fine as well such as hugging and cuddling. (This is the level of openness that I wanted - Dazo)
Females. As above and also touching each other sexually is also permitted. I would be happy to be naked let my son or daughter touch me between my legs or on my bare breasts at any age. (ie family masturbation is also permitted)
Females. "As above and we even have full naked sex in front of our children!" ( just like The 'Modern' parents do - Dazo)
You are having sex naked on your bed with no covers over you and then suddenly your teenage kid happens to enter your bedroom and sees everything. "UUUUURGH!! That's disgusting at your age! You'r GROSS!" they say. They retch, then leave. What is closest to your reaction.
Males. You are so embarrassed you want the Earth to swallow you up right there.
Males. "My kid needs to lighten up and grow up. Everyone has sex!"
Females. You are so embarrassed you want the Earth to swallow you up right there.
Females. "My kid needs to lighten up and grow up. Everyone has sex!"
Males only. You are having sex naked on your bed with no covers over you and then suddenly your teenage son happens to enter your bedroom and sees everything. Far from being Grossed out he asks if he can join you. What is closest to your reaction.
You strip him naked and spank him for being such a dirty little pervert!
You yell at him and tell him to get out!
You say "No you certainly can't join in, you can sit and wait over there!" so he sits down and masturbates watching the 2 of you having sex.
Your son strips naked and climbs on the bed with you. "Now show your mother how much you love her!" You order him. His mum lays on her back and spreads her legs.
Females only. You are having sex naked on your bed with no covers over you and then suddenly your teenage son happens to enter your bedroom and sees everything. Far from being Grossed out he asks if he can join you. What is closest to your reaction.
You strip him naked and spank him for being such a dirty little pervert!
You yell at him and tell him to get out!
You say "No you certainly can't join in, you can sit and wait over there!" so he sits down and masturbates watching the 2 of you having sex.
Your son strips naked and you invite him onto the bed with you. Lying completely naked on your back with your legs spread you say to your son. "Now show your mummy how much you love her!"
Males only. You are having sex naked on your bed with no covers over you and then suddenly your teenage daughter happens to enter your bedroom and sees everything. Far from being Grossed out she asks if she can join you. What is closest to your reaction.
You strip her naked and spank her bottom very hard for being such a filthy little slut!
You yell at her and tell her to get out!
You say "No you certainly can't join in, you can sit and wait over there!" so she sits down, takes her panties off and she masturbates herself while watching the 2 of you having sex.
Your daughter strips naked, you say "Come to daddy!" and your beautiful naked daughter happily throws herself at you.
Females only. You are having sex naked on your bed with no covers over you and then suddenly your teenage daughter happens to enter your bedroom and sees everything. Far from being Grossed out she asks if she can join you. What is closest to your reaction.
You strip her naked and spank her bottom very hard for being such a filthy little slut!
You yell at her and tell her to get out!
You say "No you certainly can't join in, you can sit and wait over there!" so she sits down, takes her panties off and she masturbates herself while watching the 2 of you having sex.
Your daughter strips naked and climbs on the bed with you. Her dad lays on his back as one of you impales herself on his cock and the other sits on his face as he pleasures her with his tongue. You are happy to share your man with your daughter.
Males. If your daughter was over 18 and assuming you used protection would you be more likely to have sex with your daughter?
Males under 30. Yes someday I would love to have a 3-some with my grown up daughter and her mother.
Males 31+ Yes I would love to have a 3-some with my grown up daughter and her mother.
Males under 30. I fantasise about incest all the time but I would not have sex with my daughter in real life.
Males 31+. I fantasise about incest all the time but I would not have sex with my daughter in real life.
Males under 30. I Would never have sex with my daughter and I do not have any incest fantasies about any member of my family.
Males 31+. I Would never have sex with my daughter and I do not have any incest fantasies about any member of my family.
Females. If your son was over 18 and assuming you used protection would you be more likely to want to have sex with him?
Females under 30. Yes someday I would love to have a 3-some with my grown up son and his dad and I have sex with both of them.
Females 31+ Yes I would love to have a 3-some with my grown up son and his dad and I would love to have sex with both of them.
Females under 30. I love to fantasise about incest all the time and I often imagine what it would be like to feel my son or my dad cum inside me but I do not have sex with my male family members in real life.
Females 31+. I love to fantasise about incest all the time and I often imagine what it would be like to feel my son or my dad cum inside me but I do not have sex with my male family members in real life.
Females under 30. I Would never have sex with my son or my dad and I do not have any incest fantasies.
Females 31+. I Would never have sex with my son or my dad and I do not have any incest fantasies.
Under 18s. Do you think that if parents were to be more open about nudity and sex with their kids from a very young age then the kids would grow up a feeling lot happier and better adjusted than they would if they grew up with a 'draconian ban' on anything that 'THE PARENTS' felt was remotely sexual or inappropriate for 'THEIR' children, making kids feel uncomfortable about sex because they were always being told off making them think it must be naughty.
Under 18s. I get into trouble with my parents if they find me looking at anything sexually related. They should lighten up and be more open minded. (This is me - Dazo)
Under 18s. I would not want to even think of my parents as sexually active. The thought of my parents having sex is just gross. I don't mind if OTHER grown ups have sex though. (This is me - Dazo)
Under 18s. My parents taught me about sex a young age and I am glad that they did.
Under 18s. My parents taught me about sex at a young age and I wish that they hadn't it was as if they were trying to put me off sex.
Under 18s. My parents were prudes. They preached against sex for years claiming it was naughty, rude etc when I was a kid then they suddenly changed their mind when I grew up. That is just SOOO messed up! (This is me - Dazo)
Under 18s. I would feel better if my parents had been more open about sex and nudity when I was younger and I might not think of them as so old, square and gross if they had just let me learn about sex the way I wanted. (This is me - Dazo)
Under 18s. I would feel better if my parents had NOT told me about sex when I was younger and just let me learn about sex the way I wanted.
Over 18 men.Do you think that if parents were to be more open about nudity and sex with their kids from a very young age then the kids would grow up a feeling lot happier and better adjusted than they would if they grew up with a 'draconian ban' on anything that 'THE PARENTS' felt was remotely sexual or inappropriate for 'THEIR' children, making kids feel uncomfortable about sex because they were always being told off making them think it must be naughty.
I always got into trouble with my parents as a kid if they ever found me looking at nudity or anything sexually related. They should have lightened up and been more open minded. (This is me - Dazo)
When I was a kid I would not want to even think of my parents as sexually active. The thought of my parents having sex was just gross. I didn't mind watching OTHER grown ups having sex though. (This is me - Dazo)
My parents taught me about sex a young age and I am glad that they did.
My parents taught me about sex at a very young age and I wish that they hadn't it was as if they were trying to put me off sex.
My parents acted like prudes when I was a kid. They preached against sex and nudity for years claiming it was naughty, rude etc then suddenly they changed their mind once I had grown up. That is just SO messed up! (This is me - Dazo)
I would feel better if my parents had been more open about sex and nudity when I was younger and I might not think of them as so old, square and gross if they had just let me learn about sex the way I wanted. (This is me - Dazo)
I would feel better if my parents had NOT told me about sex when I was younger and they had just let me learn about sex the way I wanted.
Over 18 women. Do you think that if parents were to be more open about nudity and sex with their kids from a very young age then the kids would grow up a feeling lot happier and better adjusted than they would if they grew up with a 'draconian ban' on anything that 'THE PARENTS' felt was remotely sexual or inappropriate for 'THEIR' children, making kids feel uncomfortable about sex because they were always being told off making them think it must be naughty.
I always got into trouble with my parents when I was a girl if they ever found me looking at nudity or anything sexually related. They should have lightened up and been more open minded. (This is me - Dazo)
When I was a girl I would not want to even think of my parents as sexually active. The thought of my parents having sex was just gross. I didn't care that other grown ups had sex though. (This is me - Dazo)
My parents taught me about sex a young age and I am glad that they did.
My parents taught me about sex at a very young age and I wish that they hadn't it was as if they were trying to put me off sex.
My parents always acted like prudes when I was a girl. They preached against sex and nudity for years claiming it was naughty, rude etc then suddenly they changed their mind after I had grown up. That is just wrong and SO messed up! (This is me - Dazo)
I would feel much better now if my parents had been more open about sex and nudity when I was younger and I might not have thought of them as so old, square and gross if they had been more casual and just let me learn about sex the way I wanted. (This is me - Dazo)
I would feel better if my parents had NOT told me about sex when I was younger and they had just let me learn about sex the way I wanted.
Assume that you were the 16 year old teenage kid from my previous question who (for whatever reason) accidentally walks in on their parents who are both totally naked and having sex and you see everything. Which of the 2 'instinctive kneejerk' reactions below is closest to your initial reaction even if in real life you would actually do something between the 2 (or even do nothing). Remember I am asking for your 'instinctive' reaction as a teenager.
Under 18 males. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Under 18 males. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
Males. 18-30. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Males. 18-30. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
Males 31+. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Males 31+. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
Under 18 females. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Under 18 females. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
Females. 18-30. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Females. 18-30. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
Females 31+. You scream "UUURRGGHH!" at your parents, call the 2 of them sick and disgusting for having sex at their age, you retch, put your hand over your mouth, rush to the toilet and vomit loudly so that they both hear!
Females 31+. You pull up a chair, sit down, and watch your parents have sex while you masturbate!
This poll was created on 2014-04-02 21:16:09 by Dazo