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Pie in the Face Bet

Lost a bet with my dad over basketball, with a pie in the face of the loser as the wager
Are you male or female?
Male
Female
How old are you?
10-15
16-20
21-25
26-30
31-35
36-40
41-45
46-50
51-55
56-60
61-65
66-70
70+
How should I position myself to take the pie?
Standing with my arms at my sides
Standing with my hands in my pockets
Standing with my arms behind my back
Sitting with my arms at my sides
Sitting with my hands in my pockets
Sitting with my hands in my lap
Where should my dad be?
In front of me
Next to me
Behind me
What should I be wearing?
T-shirt and shorts
T-shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and shorts
Polo shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and dockers
Button down shirt and jeans
Button down shirt and dress pants
What should my dad wear?
T-shirt and shorts
T-shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and shorts
Polo shirt and jeans
Polo shirt and dockers
Button down shirt and jeans
Button down shirt and dress pants
What type of pie should my dad hit me with?
Whipped cream on a paper plate
Shaving cream on a paper plate
Pudding on a paper plate
Whipped cream in a graham cracker crust
Pudding and whipped cream in a graham cracker crust
How should my dad act before the pieing?
Smile
Laugh
Say "Get Ready!"
Say "Take it like a man!"
Say "I've waited years to do this!"
Other: Write in the comments
How should I react before the pieing?
Laugh
Smile
Say "Go for it!"
Say "Let me have it!"
Beg my dad not to pie me
Say "You wouldn't pie your own son, would you?"
Other: Write in the comments
What type of physical contact should my dad make?
An arm around my shoulder
A hand on my shoulder
A hand on the back of my head
A hand on my upper back
A hand on my lower back
None
How should my dad hit me with the pie?
Gently push the pie in my face
Slowly rub the pie in my face
Forcefully grind the pie in my face
Smash the pie in my face
How should my dad react after the pieing?
Smile
Laugh
Tell me I'm a good sport
Tell me to clean myself up
Tell me I had that coming for years
Other: Write in the comments
How should I react after the pieing?
Smile
Laugh
Say "Nice Job"
Say "I'll get even"
Other: Write in the comments
Comment if you want
This poll was created on 2014-12-18 03:15:21 by MPC2944791217