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in this poll you are a father with one son and one daughter. you can be any gender/sex to answer.
you, your son, and your daughter are at the park. there is a bathroom, but it is a nasty porta-potty with 10 people in line. you have to pee, your daughter has to poop, and your son has to pee and poop. what will you do? the park is not very busy.
you wait in line for the porta-potty even though you know you wont make it.
hide behind a tree and pee your pants
hide behind a tree and pee on it
pee on the grass
pee on the woodchips
pee your pants
just whip it out and go right where you are.
try to make a giant arch
get on the swing and pee your pants
get on the swing and pee off it
sit on the bench and pee your pants
sit on the bench and pee off it
what will your daughter do? (she is wearing a skirt)
wait for the bathroom even though its hopeless
move aside her panties and drop a load right there standing up
poo her panties
poo behind a tree
get on the swing, pull down her panties and skirt and poo off the swing
go in the play structure and poop there (no one else is in it)
squat down, pull her panties to the side and poop. its is very obvious but it is covered by her skirt.
what will your son do? (he is wearing shorts and briefs).
wait for the bathroom even though its hopeless
go in his shorts
go behind a tree and go in his shorts
go behind a tree and poop and pee on it
drop his shorts and pee and poop right where he is
get on the swing and go in his pants on the swing
get on the swing the poop and pee off the swing
pee in his pants, poop somewhere else
poop in his pants, pee somewhere else
get on the bench then poop and pee himself
go in the play structure and go in there (no one else is in it)
new scenario: you and your son are at the movies and the really good part is happening right now. you already put off going to the bathroom for the beginning and drank sodas so you both really have to pee. you can not hold it any longer. what happens?
you both go to the bathroom, missing the best part of the movie
you both pee on the ground
you both pee on the seats next to you
you both pee your pants
you pee your pants and he pees on another seat
you pee your pants and he pees on the ground
you pee your pants and he pees in the soda cup (there is only 1)
you pee on the ground, and he pees his pants
you pee on the ground and he pees in another seat
you pee on the ground and he pees in the soda cup
you pee in another seat and he pees his pants
you pee in another seat and he pees on the ground
you pee in another seat and he pees in the soda cup
you pee in the soda cup and he pees his pants
you pee in the soda cup and he pees in another seat
you pee in the soda cup and he pees on the ground
you all are gardening together and you realize that your son needs to pee and your daughter needs to poop. you already went, so you do not need to go. what do you tell them to do? you are far away from your house and toilet and there is no hope they will make it to the toilet
both go on the path right where they are
both go in the garden bed
both go in their pants
son pees in the garden bed, daughter poops on the path
son pees on the path, daughter poops in the garden bed
son pees pants, daughter poops on path
son pees pants, daughter poops in garden bed
son pees on the path, daughter poops pants
son pees in the garden bet, daughter poops pants
you and your daughter are in a gym and are exercising with machines. there is a bathroom but the lines are huge. you need to poop and your daughter needs to pee. you both could probably hold it, but exercising would make it come out for sure. what do you both do? the gym is busy, but people are not paying attention and cant see you.
you both keep exercising and go in your pants
you both go in a corner
you both go out to the parking lot and go there
you go in a corner and your daughter goes in her pants
your daughter goes in a corner and you go in your pants
you both end you gym session and come back home to go.
you and your son just got to the pool. you both sort of need to pee but you ignore it. later you get into the changing/locker room, and your need to pee is now desperate and neither of you can hold it much longer. you are about to put on your swimsuits and then go swimming and the toilet is a gross porta-potty at the other end of the facility. all 2 of the showers are taken and will not be available. what do you do? (select 1 YOU choice and 1 YOUR SON choice)
you pee your normal shorts then change
you pee on the changing room floor as you change
you change the pee your swimsuits
you change then get in the pool and pee there. it is slightly noticeable to anyone who is watching
your son pees his normal shorts then changes
your son pees on the changing room floor as he changes
your son changes then pees his swimsuit
your son changes then gets in the pool and pees there. it is more noticeable because he did not have as much water
you all are at the water park having a great day. its like 85°F out and you are eating hot dogs and sodas at the food court. from all the rushing water you need to pee, your daughter needs to pee, and your son needs to pee and poop. you will get back in the pool when you finish your lunch. the bathrooms are 1/3 mile away. what happens? (choose 1 YOU, 1 YOUR DAUGHTER, and 1 YOUR SON)
you pee your swimsuit while eating. it will dry quickly from the heat
you try to finish fast so you can get up, pee yourself, then get in the lazy river
you try to finish fast so you can get in the lazy river and pee there
you whip it out then go on the ground next to you
your daughter pees her swimsuit while eating. it will dry quickly
your daughter tries to finish fast so she can pee herself then get in the lazy river
your daughter tries to finish fast so she can pee in the lazy river
your daughter pulls her suit aside and pees on the ground.
your son pees and poops himself while eating
your son finishes fast to pee and poo himself then get in the lazy river
your son tries to finish fast so he can pee and poop in the lazy river
your son pees and poops on the ground
you all try to get to the bathrooms but give up when the pee and poop comes out on its own.
you, your son and your daughter are all renting a vacation house for a week. your son clogged the only toilet yesterday and the repairman wont come for over 1 hr. you need to poop, your son needs to pee and your daughter needs to pee and poop. you all need to go now at the same time so only 1 person can use the toilet
you poop in the toilet even though its clogged
you poo on the floor
you rush outside and poop on the patio
you rush outside and poop in the garden/lawn
you poop your pants
your son pees in the toilet
your son pees on the floor
your son pees in a bottle
your son pees his pants
your son pees on the patio
your son pees in the garden/lawn
your daughter pees and poops in the toilet
your daughter goes in her pants
your daughter goes on the patio
your daughter goes in the garden/lawn
your daughter goes on the floor
your daughter poops her pants and pees on the floor
your daughter pees her pants and poops on the floor
you, your son, and your daughter are having a great time at the beach. you have dug a big hole in the sand and your kids are in it and you are outside by your stuff. you all need to pee and you cant hold it much longer. the bathroom has lines 37 people long so you cant use it. select 1 you 1 your son and 1 your daughter
you pee your suit on the towel
you pee your suit off the towel
you get in the hole then pee your suit
you pee on your towel
you pee in the sand
you pee into the hole
you get in the hole then pee in the sand
you go to the water to pee
your son pees his suit in the hole
your son gets out then pees his suit
your son gets out then pees on the towel
your son pees on the sand in the hole
your son gets out then pees on the sand
your son gets out and pees into the hole
your son gets out then pees in the water
your daughter pees her suit in the hole
your daughter gets out and pees her suit
your daughter gets out then pees on the towel
your daughter pees on the sand in the hole
your daughter gets out then pees in the sand
your daughter gets out then pees into the hole
your daughter gets out then pees in the water
what was your favorite question style?
3 questions: 1 for you, 1 for your son, and 1 for your daughter
list of all possible situations
select 1 you 1 your son and 1 your daughter
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This poll was created on 2015-03-28 22:42:01 by Human Person