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Garbage gas

have you ever smelled something that smelled like garbage but no garbage is around?....
Does garbage gas haunt the intestines of your family or friends....or even you??
Yes, my mother, she blames the beans, but I blame the rotton corn.
No, garbage gas is for old people and gays.
No, but sometimes I wish it did...
Yes, everyday I awake to find my sheets and blankets to reek of an...almost refreshing garbage odor.
Yes, and Martha Stewart suggests new Martha Garbage Gas spray for the gastrointestinally challenged.
Yes, and I couldn't ask for anything better!
I have no nostrils; my nose glands are sealed inside.
I like you.
Tony?
This poll was created on 2001-11-22 02:03:19 by i_am