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Clothed vs Unclothed

There's always been much controversy as to whether wrestlers need to fight unclothed . To check if they truly need to once and for all, a wrestling club's manager has pitted two teams against each other, clothed and unclothed. Unclothed team consist of Jake, Evan and Earl, 170, 168 and 165cm, 50, 55 and 60Kg respectively. The clothed team consist of Jerel, Will, Juneo. As the match is aimed at finding out how much clothing affects wrestling, there is no referee, just a fight to unconsciousness. Clothed team is fully covered. A long sleeve shirt and a pair of pants and boots. Unclothed team is wearing as little as possible. Speeds and sneakers with no socks

The match starts. Jerel, Will and Juneo looks at their opponent, who spent the previous ten minutes warming up in the gym, their bodies glistening with sweat. Jake and Earl are looking especially good with abs but Evan is not bad either. The match starts with some trashtalking

33% (4) Jerel laughs at Evan. "Why are you guys dressed so ridiculously? Everyone knows that clothing helps cushion impact of attacks!" and Evan looks away hesitantly
41% (5) Earl laughs at Juneo. "You guys are absurd, wearing long sleeve for a sport that you need to move about a lot? How are you going to be flexible?" Juneo considers his choices
25% (3) Jake and Will stare at each other and prepare to fight

12 voters have answered this question.

The match starts and the unclothed team sends in Evan against Juneo first. Evan takes the lead due to being more flexible. What happens?

16% (2) Evan Punches Juneo who dodges despite being slowed down by his clothes. Juneo then uses his nails to scratch Evan's bare chest, causing it to bleed a little. Evan holds his chest in pain.
25% (3) Juneo dodges Evan's Punches and grabs the exposed waistband of Evan and pulls it up, giving Evan a wedgie
41% (5) Juneo gets kicked in the groin by Evan, who is faster than him. Juneo's jeans do little to protect his manhood.
16% (2) Juneo dodges Evan's attacks but Evan grabs his clothes and pulls him in for a Punch to the face

12 voters have answered this question.

Eventually, Juneo overcomes the inflexibility and gains the uppercase, he Punches Evan once in his face. Evan backs off

80% (8) Juneo grabs Evan's exposed groin and keeps it in a claw. Juneo tightens his grip until Evan falls to the mat in pain. Evan tries to grab Juneo's groin but fails to find a grip
0% (0) Juneo Punches Evan in his exposed abdomen. Evan falls in pain, spitting out water
20% (2) Evan dodges Juneo's attacks and pulls his shirt to choke him

10 voters have answered this question.

Finally, one wrestler is knocked out

60% (6) Juneo grabs Evan's groin again and this time, pinches it with his powerful fingers, Evan tries to find a soft spot but the groin is protected by the jeans and his abdomen is protected by the shirt, Evan finally tries to punch the face but is knocked out by the pain
10% (1) Evan grabs the shirt and pulls it all the way back, choking Juneo, Juneo gasps for breath and slowly loses consciousness. He should have worn a pair of trunks
30% (3) Juneo grabs Evan by the groin and Evan chokes Juneo with his shirt. Both wrestlers tighten their grip and eventually, Juneo and Evan both faint and is knocked out

10 voters have answered this question.

The second round is between Earl and Jerel

20% (2) Jerel Punches Earl in his abs while Earl gives Jerel an Atomic wedgie
70% (7) Earl is quickly hit in the groin and loses the momentum
10% (1) Jerel loses the test of strength to the stronger and more flexible Earl

10 voters have answered this question.

The second wrestler is knocked out

33% (3) Earl Punches Jerel in the groin, Jerel's jeans compresses the manhood and Jerel faints
11% (1) Jerel puts Earl in a sleeper hold. Earl tries to bite Jerel's arm but Jerel's shirt is too thick. Earl faints
55% (5) Jerel and Earl both grab each other in the groin, both the speedo and the jeans worsen the grabs and both wrestlers faint at the same time

9 voters have answered this question.

The third round begins between Will and Jake

22% (2) Jake starts by nailing Will in the jaw, easily taking the lead with devastating Punches to weak spots
44% (4) Will starts by aiming for the vulnerability of Jake's groin, amplified by the lack of clothing around it. He kicks Jake in his speedo-clad manhood and quickly takes the lead
22% (2) Will grabs Jake's nips and twists them, thanks to the lack of clothes, Jake takes the pain and cries out loud
11% (1) Jake grabs Will's shirt and smashes him to the turnbuckle with it. Will is helpless as he is slinged around

9 voters have answered this question.

Regardless, Jake takes the lead

44% (4) With his flexibility of being shirtless, Jake takes the lead against Will and kicks him in the head
33% (3) With his flexibility of being shirtless, Jake takes the lead against Will and kicks him in the stomach.
22% (2) Will dodges Jake's attacks and uses one of his sleeves to choke Jake

9 voters have answered this question.

For some reason, Will manged to nail Jake right in his groin again. Will's untrimmed nails are hurting Jake. What happens next

44% (4) Jake is helpless as he is locked in the vice grip
22% (2) Will releases Jake and Jake falls to the ground in pain, begging for mercy
33% (3) Jake frees himself by kicking Will's face.

9 voters have answered this question.

The third round ends with

25% (2) Will charges up for a full power Kick and slams his shin into Jake's groin. The speedo does little to protect Jake and Jake can only fall, foaming at the lips
37% (3) Will is knocked out as he fails to dodge Jake's attacks due to his heavy clothing
12% (1) Will manages to corner Jake who tries to fight his way out, but the clothing's protections are too good and Jake is battered by Will until he faints
25% (2) Jake tries to kick Will but Will grabs his leg and his exposed groin. Jake then tries another leg kicking Will in the face bur twisting his manhood, they both fall, knocked out

8 voters have answered this question.

The results?

27% (3) Clothed wrestlers fight better. Speedo wrestlers will now be the jobbers
45% (5) Unclothed wrestlers fight better. Dressed wrestlers will now be the jobbers
27% (3) Clothing does not affect ability to wrestle

11 voters have answered this question.

Who is the best wrestler

25% (2) Earl
25% (2) Jake
37% (3) Evan
0% (0) Will
0% (0) Jerel
12% (1) Juneo

8 voters have answered this question.

Who is the worst wrestler

12% (1) Evan
12% (1) Jake
37% (3) Juneo
25% (2) Jerel
0% (0) Earl
12% (1) Will

8 voters have answered this question.

The winning team humiliates the losing team, who wins, who lose and how is the loser humiliated

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3 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2016-06-16 11:10:20 by Ballfornike
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