Defeating Black Widow

What would it take for you to defeat Marvel Comics's Black Widow in a fight?

Are you male or female?

Male

Female

If you would, describe yourself.

Do you think you could beat Black Widow as you are right now?

Hell yeah, I wouldn't even break a sweat defeating her

It would be a challenge, but I could do it

Given that she's a super spy, I think i'd do OK. But she would win.

I wouldn't have a chance

I don't know

Well, whether or not you think you could do it on you're own, you're being given an advantage. You can have either one super power or one weapon. Which do you take?

Weapon

Super Power

If you choose weapon, which weapon do you take?

If you choose super powers, which one do you take?

Super strength

Super speed

Teleportation

Force powers

Telekinesis

Mind Control

Matrix style "I know kung-fu" fighting skills

Ability to control an element (fire, water, earth, air, etc.)

Other

Now armed with your advantage, you choose the venue for your battle. Where does it take place?

Steel cage

Wrestling ring

Gladiator pit

Nondescript warehouse

Office building

SHIELD helicarrier

Top of Avengers tower

Savage Land (tropical forest with dinosaurs)

Black Widow enters, armed with her wrist mounted guns, shock batons, martial arts skills and experience. With your chosen advantage, do you defeat Marvel's premiere super spy?

I beat her so quickly it's barely even a fight

I actually have to drag out her beatdown in order to make it fun more me

She puts up a pretty good fight, but in the end it isn't enough and she goes down

It's back and forth all the way to the end, but I manage to defeat her

Despite my advantage, I can't beat her and she defeats me in a close fight

Black Widow defeats me with contemptible ease

If you defeat her, what do you do with Black Widow?

Even after she is defeated, I continue to beat her down

I leave her there but take a weapon or article of clothing as a trophy

I force her to beg for mercy

I have sex with her

I keep her as a slave

I kill her

I show mercy on her and let her go

Other

If she defeats you (somehow), what she do to you?

Even after I am defeated, she continues to beat me down

She leaves you there but takes you weapon or clothing as a trophy

She forces you to beg for mercy

She has sex with you

She keeps you as a slave

She kills you

She shows mercy and lets you go

Other

Would you like to describe the fight and it's aftermath?

Do you have any comments or suggestions for who should the next fight be against?

Comments

Suggestion

This poll was created on 2016-12-09 20:22:42 by Daxamite