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Men, have you ever ripped or lost the seat of your trousers in front of a woman?

One of the worst things that can happen you a young man is making a fool of himself in front of an attractive woman. And one of the worst ways to do so is getting the seat of his trousers torn off and leaving his underpants-clad buttocks exposed for the woman to see (and potentially, laugh at!). Have you ever had the misfortune of enduring a humiliating episode of this kind?
What country are you from?
What was your age when it happened?
18-23
24-28
29-33
34-38
39-43
44-48
What kind of relationship did you have with that woman?
Friend
Platonic friend
Coworker/School peer
Crush
Girlfriend
Fiancee
Wife
None, she was a stranger
What did she look like?
Blonde, long hair
Blonde, short hair
Brunette, long hair
Brunette, short hair
Brown hair, long
Brown hair, short
Redhead, long hair
Redhead, short
If you want, you can add more details about her on here.
Where did it happen?
At your place
At her place
At someone else's place. Who?
At work/school
On street
Countryside
Public building
Bar/pub/dancefloor
Other. Where?
Were you alone with her?
Yes
No
What kind of trousers were you wearing?
Jeans
Slacks
Sweat bottoms
Shorts
Cycling shorts
What color were your trousers?
White
Black
Dark gray
Light gray
Dark brown
Light brown
Navy blue
Light blue
Red
Dark red
Green
Light green
Yellow
Orange
Purple
Light purple
How did you get the seat of your trousers badly torn in front of her?
Abrasion (for example, sliding on asphalt after falling from a moving vehicle)
The seat of your trousers got caught on something (for example, a barbed-wire fence)
Animal attack
Someone attacked you and ripped your trousers
Burnt with something hot or corrosive
Other
How badly was the seat of your trousers damaged?
Just a small hole on it
A fist-sized hole, exposing part of your bum
Large hole, exposing one of your buttocks
Large hole, exposing your hole bum
Huge hole, exposing your whole bum and the back of your thighs
What kind of underpants were you wearing?
Briefs, cotton
Briefs, spandex
Boxer-briefs, cotton
Boxer-briefs, spandex
Boxers, cotton
Boxers, nylon
What color were your underpants? If they had a pattern you can elaborate
White
Black
Dark gray
Light gray
Dark brown
Light brown
Navy blue
Light blue
Red
Dark red
Green
Light green
Purple
Light purple
Yellow
Orange
How did she react? Check all that apply
Amazed
Giggling
Laughing
Pointing at the exposed seat of your underpants
Making a funny remark. What did she say?
Compassionate
Helped you. How?
Disgusted
Made a hurtful remark. What did she say?
Embarrassed
Turned-on
Made a compliment/flirting remark. What did she say?
How did you feel? How did you react? Check all that apply
Slightly embarrassed
Very embarrassed
Humiliated
Angry
Amazed
Laughter
Sad
Turned-on
Didn't care
Tried to cover your exposed underwear. How?
Said something. What did you say?
If you want, you can add further details about your story on here. Additionally, you can post it in the comments section if you wish.
This poll was created on 2019-05-19 12:41:46 by shrrr