Pee and Poo It's What We Do

Don't you see I want to know how many times a day you pee. (on average)

	1% (5)	0-1 times a day
	21% (60)	2-3 times a day
	35% (96)	4-5 times a day
	15% (43)	6-7 times a day
	6% (18)	8-9 times a day
	18% (52)	10+ times a day

274 voters have answered this question.

Please don't sue I just want to know how many times each day you pooh.

	3% (10)	1 or less a week
	5% (14)	2 a week
	10% (29)	3 a week
	13% (36)	4-5 a week
	14% (39)	5-6 a week
	17% (47)	7-8 a week
	9% (26)	9-10 a week
	4% (12)	11-12 a week
	5% (15)	13-14 a week
	2% (6)	15-16 a week
	14% (39)	17+ a week

273 voters have answered this question.

If you don't agree-uh don't get mad I just wanna know how many times you make dhirrea.

	10% (28)	Never
	48% (130)	1-5 a year
	11% (30)	6-10 a year
	7% (20)	1 a month
	3% (9)	2 a month
	5% (16)	3-5 a month
	1% (3)	6-7 a month
	1% (5)	8-10 a month
	0% (1)	11-15 a month
	10% (28)	16+ a month

270 voters have answered this question.

Now on this one you got to use your imagination. How many times do you get constipation.

	27% (73)	Never
	14% (40)	1 a year
	10% (27)	2 a year
	13% (37)	3-6 a year
	5% (15)	7-10 a year
	5% (14)	1 a month
	4% (12)	2 a month
	5% (15)	3-6 a month
	2% (8)	7-10 a month
	1% (3)	11-16 a month
	1% (3)	17-21 a month
	7% (20)	22+ a month

267 voters have answered this question.

When I go on a roller coaster I hurl are you a boy or a girl?

	44% (117)	Boy
	49% (130)	Girl
	5% (15)	A little mixture of both

262 voters have answered this question.

UH OH! I'm out of time did you like how I made each question rhyme?

	19% (51)	It really was awesome
	29% (78)	It was okay
	29% (77)	It was stupid
	21% (55)	It was really stupid and you should be shot down and killed with a machine gun.

261 voters have answered this question.

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