The Most Important Poll Ever

The Internet was invented:

To serve as a decentralized communication network for defense purposes

To keep tabs on the civilian populace

By Al Gore jr.

By aliens to subvert Humanity

By aliens to enlighten Humanity

For the porn

The Y2K bug did not cause massive disruption:

Due to proper preparation by corporations and the government

Because a small group of rogue computer specialists managed to disable the alien virus in time

Because it never really existed; it was a plot by the government/illuminati/aliens to promote fear a

Dumb luck

The Space Robots are here to:

Protect you from the terrible secret of space

Push humans down the stairs

Shove humans down the stairs

Shove around the blind people

Push bread down their throats

All your base are belong to us

Move zig move zig move zig move zig

You know what you doing take off every zig

For great justice take off every zig

You know what you doing take off every zig

The phrase "all your base are belong to us" is:

An Internet phenomenon that captured the hearts and minds of computer junkies everywhere

Proof of the imminent takeover by an alien invasionary force

A subliminal message to government has created to dull the minds of those who would resist

The passphrase to get into a meeting of your local chapter of the Illuminati

Ramen is:

An excellent source of calcium

The best thing invented since the cold fusion compressor

A tasty snack

An inexpensive dining supplement

Great for when the missage of meals has taken place

Why are you still here?