Purple Flying Monkeys With Blue Polka-Dots

Have you ever seen a purple flying monkey with blue polka dots?

	39% (258)	Yes. I saw one recently flying around my room.
	22% (145)	Yes. My dog turns into one when it eats pickles.
	12% (83)	No. There is no such thing.
	18% (119)	No. But I am anxious to see one soon.
	7% (52)	Yes. No, wait! I'm only joshin' with ya!

657 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever seen a bigfoot?

	26% (170)	Yes, my brother wears a size 13.
	8% (53)	Yes, I have a girlfriend with really big feet.
	12% (83)	No. They don't exist.
	40% (263)	No. But I believe they live in my backyard.
	12% (81)	No. Without cool shoes to wear, why would they?

650 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever seen a cute cheerleader from your rival school?

	32% (205)	No. They don't exist.
	14% (93)	No. But I saw some competing at the livestock show.
	23% (146)	No. But you can see them swimming in the big tank at Sea World.
	14% (90)	No. They had a cute girl, but she moved.
	14% (89)	Yes. Only joshin' again! Psych!!!

623 voters have answered this question.

Do you think there are unicorns?

	40% (261)	Yes. I have one. It lives in my closet.
	27% (175)	Yes. They are cruelly de-horned & work pony rides.
	11% (72)	No. They don't exist.
	12% (83)	No. They are extinct as a result of over-hunting.
	7% (50)	No. There are really only horses with bad hair.

641 voters have answered this question.

Do you believe in the Loch Ness monster?

	30% (196)	Yes. I saw it on Discovery channel.
	25% (161)	Yes. He vacations in the local pond.
	22% (147)	Yes. He lives in my neighbor's kiddie pool. Gross!
	8% (53)	No. No such critter exists.
	12% (83)	No. If he were real, he'd be dead by now.

640 voters have answered this question.

Do you think there are UFOs?

	19% (124)	Yes. I made one out of my brothers CDs.
	25% (161)	Yes. Every time my friend drives his car.
	36% (234)	Yes. But then again, I could be wrong.
	6% (41)	No. They do not exist.
	12% (79)	No. You've watched too many X-Files episodes.

639 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever seen a smart football player?

	29% (186)	Yeah, right.
	20% (129)	No. They do not exist in real life.
	36% (229)	No, really. Have you been drinking?
	13% (83)	Yes. Only joshin' again. Isn't this fun?

627 voters have answered this question.

Have you ever had an invisible or imaginary friend?

	10% (67)	Yes. But I'm too embarrassed to talk about it.
	51% (326)	Yes. But my dad killed him.
	19% (124)	Yes. He (or she) is one of my bestest buddies.
	6% (42)	No. Imaginary friends do not exist.
	12% (77)	No. I have always been emotionally stable.

636 voters have answered this question.

Do you believe in ghoststststs?

	31% (201)	Heck yes!
	20% (132)	Yes, and they scare the pee outta me.
	21% (135)	Yes. I have seen, heard, or smelled them.
	6% (44)	No. They don't exist.
	18% (120)	No. Except on Halloween, when geeks dress like em.

632 voters have answered this question.

Do you believe there actually is a Godzilla?

	9% (60)	Yes. A friend from Tokyo saw him.
	20% (129)	Yes. A friend from Tokyo was killed by him.
	10% (66)	Yes. I saw him on the Sci-Fi channel.
	20% (127)	No. Godzilla doesn't exist.
	39% (252)	No. Wait - oh no - aaaaaaaaaaaagggh! Splat!

634 voters have answered this question.

Do you believe in the sock monster?

	43% (273)	Yes. He lives in my dryer.
	17% (112)	Yes. He hangs out in my hamper.
	6% (43)	No. My brother just takes them from me.
	12% (76)	No. No such thing exists.
	20% (128)	No. But if you smell my old socks, you'd think so.

632 voters have answered this question.

Gender

635 voters have answered this question.

Your age is:

	2% (14)	I'm so young, I still have "accidents."
	9% (59)	Obviously old enough to read this survey.
	8% (53)	Old enough.
	33% (214)	How old are YOU?
	6% (43)	Old enough to go to an R-rated movie without parental guidance.
	8% (54)	Old enough to watch X-rated movies.
	6% (44)	Old enough that I can buy my own beer.
	9% (58)	Old enough that guys buy beer for me.
	2% (14)	I've reached the age where beer no longer appeals to me - I drink wine.
	3% (22)	I've reached the age where wine no longer appeals to me - I drink scotch.
	9% (57)	I'm so old, I have "accidents".

632 voters have answered this question.

You found this survey

	21% (136)	Cute and slightly amusing.
	50% (317)	More fun than a barrel of purple flying monkeys with blue polka-dots.
	5% (33)	The most annoying thing I've ever done.
	15% (97)	Slightly more fun than a root canal.
	7% (50)	More painful than childbirth.

633 voters have answered this question.

Did you think this survey was over?

	25% (165)	Yes. Why are you still bothering me?
	17% (111)	Why am I still here?
	46% (294)	Do I get any money for doing this?
	10% (65)	No.

635 voters have answered this question.