Welcome! Sign in to access your account. New user?

Martha Stewart

Results | Messages
I can't help it, I'm fascinated by the woman--it's kind of like driving past a car accident, you don't want to watch but you can't look away.
Do you watch Martha Stewart on TV?
Yes, I never miss it!
Yes, if I happen to catch it.
Yes, but only if there's nothing better on.
Yes, but only if I can't find the remote and am physically unable to get up off the couch and change
No, I'd rather swallow my tongue.
No, I'd rather gouge my eyes out.
No, she scares the poop out of me.
No, I don't watch girly crap like that.
Have you ever tried to duplicate any of the projects/crafts/etc. that Martha does on her show?
Yes, and everything comes out perfectly!
Yes, but it never comes out as good as it does for her.
Yes, and I hate her for lying and pretending it's easy.
No, I am afraid if I tried and messed up she'd come to my house and bite my nose off.
No, because I hate her.
No, I don't do girly crap like that.
Where do you think Martha Stewart came from?
Connecticut
Hell
Outer Space
She is a genetically engineered human/reptilian monster hybrid
Which is scarier, Martha Stewart or a clown?
Martha
The Clown
Do you think Martha Stewart is evil?
yes
no
If you answered yes, why do you think she is evil?
She promotes a standard of living that anyone without tons of money and multiple
She has a scary, clown-like smile.
I suspect that at night she changes into a reptilian monster in search of blood
I don't know why, I just do.
Because I can't ever do any of her stupid projects right.
Because she says that raising chickens in your backyard is easy and fun.
Because one day I was in Connecticut, and she attacked me and bit my butt.
If you answered NO, why don't you think she is evil?
She is cultured and classy, and I want to be just like her.
She helps people without taste become gracious and stylish.
She is creative and has wonderful ideas.
I work for her and if I didn't check yes she'd suck out my eyeballs.
I love to raise chickens in my backyard--it's easy and fun!
Because I am Martha Stewart, and if you don't watch it I'll suck out your eyes
What topics would you like Martha to cover in some of her next shows?
How to steam-clean your oriental lily collection.
How to collect the cat hair in your house and spin it into lovely, unique yarn.
How to use gold-leaf to decorate your pop tab collection.
How to get the stink out of skunks.
Clown college--it's a good thing.
More raising chickens in your backyard: beheading a chicken in 143 easy steps
Rosie and me: she won't leave Kelly because I don't like decoupage
Fake plants: beautiful and easy to care for, or totally white trash?
This poll was created on 2002-05-13 06:18:14 by lucas