Just Take It! Love

Do you believe in sexual preferences?

No. People are attracted to people. That's it.

Well, duh. Of course they have preferences.

There's no such thing as homosexuality.

I am not human.

How does living a life of celibacy sound to you?

Sounds good to me.

Fine, if I can't find someone I truly love.

It sounds like Hell.

Celibacy? Why whatever do you mean?

What would you do if you were in love with a family member?

I'd get help.

I'd move away so I wouldn't be tempted.

I'd suspect we're not really related.

I'd do exactly what I'm doing now. (oO)

What would you do if you were in love with an animal?

I'd get help.

I'd kill it.

I'd suspect that I was an animal in my past life.

And your point is...?

What would you do if you found out your betrothed used to date someone of the opposite sex of you?

I'd dump him/her.

I'd kill him/her.

I'd accept it.

I'd make sure he/she was bisexual.