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Just Take It! Mommy, I'm Scared

I am not taking this poll down. However, I think it should be mentioned that, due to various e-mails I have received, I should say something: I am NOT trying to insult Michael Jackson in any way or form. I am merely poking fun at how the media likes to make up stories about him. In a way, I was inspired by the people who e-mailed me. I sincerely did not mean to cause any problems. I hope all of you can find it in your hearts to forgive me for not clearing this up earlier.
What scares you the most?
Vampires
Ghosts
Creepy crawlies
Zombies
Mummies
Rabid Michael Jackson fans
Do you like scary movies?
Do I ever
Only if I'm with one of my friends
Only if I'm with my boyfriend...all snuggled up...him holding me at the scary parts...
Only if I'm with my girlfriend...all snuggled up...holding her at the scary parts...
Only if I'm with my boyfriend...all snuggled up...holding him at the scary parts...
Only if I'm with my girlfriend...all snuggled up...her holding me at the scary parts
No, I hate them.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! It's a rabid Michael Jackson fan!
Which do you like better: Thrilly, chilly, hold-me-close ghost movies, or gorey, slimey, yucky slasher movies?
Thrilly, chilly, hold-me-close ghost movies
Gorey, slimey, yucky slasher movies
Ewww. None of them.
Anything, as long as it's good
Movies are stupid. I do not watch movies.
It depends on whether or not it has a rabid Michael Jackson fan in it.
If you were trapped in a haunted house with the person of your choice, it would be...
My loved one
A sibling
A parent
A pet
A friend
A rabid Michael Jackson fan.
What do you think of haunted houses on Halloween or in amusement parks?
They're good if they're really, really scary.
It's no fun knowing that they're not real.
They're not scary at all.
Haunted house? What's "haunted" about it?
Eeeeek! Don't even say the word "haunted"!
They're for people who like rabid Michael Jackson fans.
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
What? What is it?
Oh please, do you think...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh, it's my lost puppy, George!
*chanting* Just don't look! Just don't look!
No, YOU look behind YOU.
Please tell me it's not a rabid Michael Jackson fan.
Have you read Dracula?
Yes. It was funny.
Yes. It was very deep, religious, and touching.
Yes. It was so scary I was up all night!
Yes. It was crap. Stoker should have his head examined. (He's dead, Einstein)
I tried to, but it was so boring, I couldn't finish it.
I tried to, but it was so hard, I couldn't finish it.
No, I don't read.
No, I can't read.
No, I don't feel like it.
No, but I want to.
I'm reading it right now. Shh! Don't spoil it for me!
Dracula? Is that the one about the rabid Michael Jackson fan?
Are scary movies scarier in the theater?
Yes.
No, they're scarier at home.
Theaters are for losers.
I saw a rabid Michael Jackson fan at the theater once! Really!
Did this poll scare you?
Yes. Thanks to you, I won't be able to sleep tonight.
Are you kidding? How could a stupid poll scare meee...EEEEAGH!
You're the one who's scaring me.
Rabid Michael Jackson fans are scary! Ooooh!
Ask me something! Anything!
Why do you call your polls Just Take It?
Do YOU like scary movies?
Have you ever seen What Lies Beneath?
Will you be my girlfriend? (Note: I hope you're joking.)
What the HELL is up with rabid Michael Jackson fans in all the questions?
This poll was created on 2002-05-26 06:07:12 by rtherambler