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This Poll Could Save Your Life

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Scharfschutzen!
First, a little info for our files: If given the choice between immortality and eternal life, you would choose:
Eternal life
Immortality
To never die
What political affiliation are you:
Liberal/Democrat
Conservative/Republican
Indecisive/Moderate
Unrealistic/Socialist
Ignorant/Communist
Stupid/Anarchist
Apathetic/Whatever
Now we would appreciate it if you would assist us in answering a few Deep Questions. #1: How old is the Universe?
Infinite
About 100 billion years
About 100 million years
At least 100 years
I don't know, I wasn't there
#2: Would you like to see Osama Bin Laden executed?
Yes
No
#3: If so, what method would you prefer?
Shot many times in non-lethal areas of the body
Burned to death a little at a time
Dipped bit by bit into molten lead
Shoved out of an airplane only to be saved from impact by a sniper
Beaten to death by the families of those killed in the attacks
Dropped into a giant blender constructed especially for the occasion
You're sick
#4: How much would you be willing to put down to see it on pay per view, possibly in multiple installments?
$10
$15
$30
$50
$80
You're really sick
#5: Will you come back when more questions are added in the future?
Yes
No
Maybe
We'll see
You need professional help
This poll was created on 2002-08-30 18:22:42 by hamod