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If Elvis was here..

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This is a poll about what Elvis Presley would be like if he was here today.
What would Elvis be like in 2002?
a 350 lb. tub
a plastic surgery freak
a pill popper
in prison
in a hospital hooked up to an IV
performing in Vegas
retired in Hawaii
dating models in Hollywood
directing adult films
broke, alone hooked on dope
living a quiet life at Graceland
living abroad with wife and kids
If Elvis was still alive, where would he likely be sighted
in Burger King
at a massage parlor
a car wash
the gym
on the golf course
a country fair
a nude beach
sitting in a darkened theater
other
Elvis would be least likely to do this in 2002
surfing
rock climbing
star in a sitcom
record a duet with Wacko Jacko
join the priesthood
wrestling well endowed teens
This poll was created on 2002-08-21 06:41:08 by mcalegend