Human Intelligence (or lack thereof)

Me again! (you pollsters must be sick of me by now...) This time around I thought I'd try a touchy subject... INTELLIGENCE (a.k.a. how smart you are) Try to think about your responses (not too hard)and have a laugh, this is for your enjoyment. Oh, and don't be afraid to tell the truth, this is anonymous. Enjoy! -TLM

First things first. Gender:

Male

Female

I haven't checked yet

Have you ever taken an IQ test? If so, what did you score?

Ayuh(Less than 70)

Yup(70-100)

Yes(100-125)

Indeed (125-150)

Affirmative (+150)

Stephen Hawking (255)

I haven't taken the test

How doo yuo use a keybordfde

What happens when you think?

It hurts

Nothing

My brain gets me the info I need

A computer chip gets me the info I need

I have an idea

I have a haemorrhage

Dammn kybrode

A simple question (for simple minds): Should you stick your hand in an active blender?

Did you do well in school?

Yes

Not really...

I shudder at the mere sound of THAT word

I can't actually remember school

I haven't finished yet

I'm skipping now

esc esc esc esc... stidbanmushfuggle

Should you cut the BLUE or RED wire? (you may need to rely on this one day...)

Blue

Red

Uh... Green??

I don't know (KABOOM!!!)

What the bloody hell are you on about?

yerfdeshci plugsnuff...

What side of the road do you drive on in your country?

Right side

Left side

Outside

Don't drive

Can't drive

I drive really slow, in the ultra fast lane...

People can't drive countries, idiot.

Gimmederlidfaddertopedabungalo...

Have you ever taken any of my other polls? ("Size does count" and "Not quite Life or Death, still...")

Yes, both

Yes, one (try the other)

Neither (Try both NOW)

Hadfragginjekpot kybrodre

Ok, now for some feedback. Last time I asked this question the majority of people told me to get screwed. This time I'm not giving you a choice, ahahahahahaha... Hey, my poll=my rules. So, will you send me some feedback? (The address is below OR there is a message section above)

Yes(I would love to)

Yes(Screw you, buddy)

Yes(But it will contain obscenties large and many)

Yes(but Ill give you the finger nexttime I see you

Maddenhadgelcad BAH...

This poll was created on 2002-10-29 23:55:08 by The Laughing Man