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1st Doghouse Poll

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Just have a little fun getting everyone's opinion(s)...
Most wanted Superhuman power:
Travel the speed of light by slowing light down.
Color inside the lines really really well.
Perfect hindsight.
Ability to rhyme the words "Orange" and "Silver".
Adjust your underwear without anyone noticing.
Not to have bad stories of trips to the Botanical Gardens gone horribly awry.
Most disturbing thought:
Baskin Robbins stopped at 32 because flavor 33 tasted like Gary Coleman.
The food-chain will reverse sending pop-tarts to hunt down man.
There's a thing called a barf cannon and fraternities don't have them.
Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
Favorite Color:
Booger-Green.
Yellowy-Blue.
Blackish-White.
Off-Chartreuse.
Dead-Smurf Grey.
Wasted-Kenbob White.
Sandman-drug-behind-a-truck Red.
Clear.
Would you rather:
Clean a urinal with your tongue.
Eat a sack of snot.
Have Sandman's family spit-shine your neck for ten years.
Go to the ER because of a tragic goat and matchbox car incident.
Hunt a penguin for vengence.
Give Bea Arthur a bikini wax.
Watch a movie with Shaq in it.
Use Ken's Colostomy bag as cologne.
This poll was created on 2002-11-12 09:42:38 by CatUTank