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Miss Manners Strikes Again!

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What SHOULD you do? Let's see what the majority thinks!
Girls should, when meeting someone important, like the queen:
Courtsey
Bow
Spit
Do an Irish Jig
Clap
Blow a raspberry
Boys should, when meeting someone important:
Say "How"
Courtsey
Get "Jiggy wid it"
Bow
Breakdance
Make a goofy face
Comment on how old they are
What is the correct way to ask for peas?
"Give me da peas, woman"
"Hand em over, cook"
"Please pass the peas"
"Give me the round orbs"
"I WANT THE PEAS"
"Hand them over, or we got ourselves a lawsuit!"
How should you refer to adults?
Guys & Dolls
Dudes and Dudets
Dogs & Cats
Ladies and Gentlemen
Lass and Matey
Right before eating (when already sitting at the table), what should one do?
Lick the plate of their neighbor.
Put their napkin in their lap
Claim their butt fell asleep
Ask for the peas
Say "Who let the dogs out? WHO WHO WHO!"
When someone sneezes, you should say:
"Cover your nose"
"Sneeze again and die"
"Is that a spider?"
"God bless you!"
If someone says, "What's up?", what a correct response?
My I.Q.
The Sky
Nothing much
Well, definitly not down
What should you call your boss?
Powertrip-man
Sir
Snuffaluffagous
Mister-leader-man
The Headmaster
If someone coughs on your roll, you should:
Scream "DISEASED FOOD! DISEASED FOOD!"
Throw it on their plate and say, "Your breath touches it, it's yours."
Pick it up and throw it away as inconspiculously as you can.
Smother it with butter and eat to your heart's content.
Lastly, how would say you like my test?
That was super radical!
THAT STUNK LIKE A DONKEY'S BEHIND!
I liked it.
Well, that's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Sigh, after that, Janet Reno seems like a good alternative.
This poll was created on 2000-12-22 21:40:41 by Porcell78