Is Dick Cheney a Sith Lord?
Posted by
aaronak
on 2007-07-30 20:29:18
Cheney is not cool enough to be a Sith Lord. He's got all kinds of medical heart problems, but no menacing black life-support suit. If you say Cheney is a Sith Lord, you insult the real(?) Sith.
The Pope, on the other hand, has been confirmed to be Darth Sidious (Emperor Palpatine) in disguise.