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Is Dick Cheney a Sith Lord?

Sith > Cheney

Posted by aaronak on 2007-07-30 20:29:18

Cheney is not cool enough to be a Sith Lord. He's got all kinds of medical heart problems, but no menacing black life-support suit. If you say Cheney is a Sith Lord, you insult the real(?) Sith.

The Pope, on the other hand, has been confirmed to be Darth Sidious (Emperor Palpatine) in disguise.