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Misleading Advertising: How Big is the Menace?

Have you always wanted to sail the open seas? This poll is about as close as you'll ever get, landlubber!
If you were given the choice between saving the life of a kitten or $500, what would you spend it on?
Bubblegum
One share of Xerox
My girlfriend/boyfriend
Myself
Toothpaste
Are you an international spy?
Yes
No
Like I'm going to tell you
Who are you spying for?
The CIA
Russia
The NSA
Canada
Does Canada have spies?
Yes, Canadians are among the best spies in the world.
Get out!
Who would ever suspect a Canadian? Brilliant.
I knew that!
Right, next you'll tell me they have an army, too.
Hey, what's with all the anti-Canada crap? Why ya gotta be a hater?
You're absolutely right, I feel awful.
You should, jerk.
Hey, making fun of Canada is a national pastime.
We shouldn't be ridiculing our close friends and neighbors the Canadians.
We should be ridiculing the French.
Sorry, that's been done way too much lately. Besides, the jokes are so close to the truth it's more depressing than funny.
Yeah, good point.
Yeah.
Ha, screw the French. No ridicule is too much.
No way man, give it a rest.
FRANCE RULES!!!!!!!
This poll was created on 2003-05-15 23:38:22 by hamod