If you were given the choice between saving the life of a kitten or $500, what would you spend it on?
0% (0) | Bubblegum | |
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0% (0) | One share of Xerox | |
29% (5) | My girlfriend/boyfriend | |
64% (11) | Myself | |
5% (1) | Toothpaste |
17 voters have answered this question.
Are you an international spy?
35% (6) | Yes | |
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41% (7) | No | |
23% (4) | Like I'm going to tell you |
17 voters have answered this question.
Who are you spying for?
13% (2) | The CIA | |
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20% (3) | Russia | |
0% (0) | The NSA | |
13% (2) | Canada | |
53% (8) | Does Canada have spies? |
15 voters have answered this question.
Yes, Canadians are among the best spies in the world.
25% (4) | Get out! | |
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18% (3) | Who would ever suspect a Canadian? Brilliant. | |
6% (1) | I knew that! | |
25% (4) | Right, next you'll tell me they have an army, too. | |
25% (4) | Hey, what's with all the anti-Canada crap? Why ya gotta be a hater? |
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You're absolutely right, I feel awful.
33% (5) | You should, jerk. | |
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26% (4) | Hey, making fun of Canada is a national pastime. | |
13% (2) | We shouldn't be ridiculing our close friends and neighbors the Canadians. | |
26% (4) | We should be ridiculing the French. |
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Sorry, that's been done way too much lately. Besides, the jokes are so close to the truth it's more depressing than funny.
35% (6) | Yeah, good point. | |
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17% (3) | Yeah. | |
17% (3) | Ha, screw the French. No ridicule is too much. | |
11% (2) | No way man, give it a rest. | |
17% (3) | FRANCE RULES!!!!!!! |
17 voters have answered this question.