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Have you always wanted to sail the open seas? This poll is about as close as you'll ever get, landlubber!

If you were given the choice between saving the life of a kitten or $500, what would you spend it on?

0% (0) Bubblegum
0% (0) One share of Xerox
29% (5) My girlfriend/boyfriend
64% (11) Myself
5% (1) Toothpaste

17 voters have answered this question.

Are you an international spy?

35% (6) Yes
41% (7) No
23% (4) Like I'm going to tell you

17 voters have answered this question.

Who are you spying for?

13% (2) The CIA
20% (3) Russia
0% (0) The NSA
13% (2) Canada
53% (8) Does Canada have spies?

15 voters have answered this question.

Yes, Canadians are among the best spies in the world.

25% (4) Get out!
18% (3) Who would ever suspect a Canadian? Brilliant.
6% (1) I knew that!
25% (4) Right, next you'll tell me they have an army, too.
25% (4) Hey, what's with all the anti-Canada crap? Why ya gotta be a hater?

16 voters have answered this question.

You're absolutely right, I feel awful.

33% (5) You should, jerk.
26% (4) Hey, making fun of Canada is a national pastime.
13% (2) We shouldn't be ridiculing our close friends and neighbors the Canadians.
26% (4) We should be ridiculing the French.

15 voters have answered this question.

Sorry, that's been done way too much lately. Besides, the jokes are so close to the truth it's more depressing than funny.

35% (6) Yeah, good point.
17% (3) Yeah.
17% (3) Ha, screw the French. No ridicule is too much.
11% (2) No way man, give it a rest.
17% (3) FRANCE RULES!!!!!!!

17 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2003-05-15 23:38:22 by hamod
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