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Garth's 2003 Movie Awards

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Here are my movie awards for 2003. Now vote on them, you dogs!

Lamest Movie Title

0% (0) Deliver Us From Eva
66% (4) Dumb & Dumberer
0% (0) How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
16% (1) Mona Lisa Smile
16% (1) Tears of the Sun

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Movie Sharing its Name with a Song Title

14% (1) Jeepers Creepers 2
14% (1) Love Don’t Cost a Thing
14% (1) Stuck on You
28% (2) Uptown Girls
28% (2) What a Girl Wants

7 voters have answered this question.

Worst Movie with a Title That Makes it Sound Like Porn

33% (2) Dirty Pretty Things
16% (1) Holes
16% (1) The Human Stain
16% (1) My Boss's Daughter
16% (1) Young Black Stallion

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Movie with a Title That Makes it Sound Like Really Disgusting Porn

16% (1) Cheaper by the Dozen
33% (2) Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
16% (1) It Runs in the Family
16% (1) Whale Rider
16% (1) Wrong Turn

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by a Crappy Musician

0% (0) DMX (Cradle 2 the Grave)
33% (2) Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
33% (2) Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly)
16% (1) Kid Rock (Biker Boyz)
16% (1) Mandy Moore (How to Deal)

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Movie Featuring Ashton Kutcher or Seann William Scott

20% (1) American Wedding (Scott)
20% (1) Bulletproof Monk (Scott)
0% (0) Just Married (Kutcher)
60% (3) My Boss’s Daughter (Kutcher)
0% (0) The Rundown (Scott)

5 voters have answered this question.

Most Unnecessary Nudity or Partial Nudity

20% (1) Charlotte Rampling (Swimming Pool)
20% (1) Diane Keaton (Something’s Gotta Give)
0% (0) Everyone (The Real Cancun)
40% (2) Jack Nicholson (Something’s Gotta Give)
20% (1) Will Ferrell (Old School)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst 90-Minute Music Video Disguised as a Movie

0% (0) 2 Fast 2 Furious
0% (0) Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
60% (3) From Justin to Kelly
20% (1) Grind
20% (1) Honey

5 voters have answered this question.

Cheesiest Horror Movie

0% (0) Cabin Fever
25% (1) Darkness Falls
0% (0) Dreamcatcher
75% (3) The House of the Dead
0% (0) Jeepers Creepers 2

4 voters have answered this question.

Worst Hero

20% (1) Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life)
80% (4) Nick Cannon (Drumline)
0% (0) Paul Walker (Timeline)
0% (0) Rowan Atkinson (Johnny English)
0% (0) Vin Diesel (A Man Apart)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by a Current or Former "SNL" Star

60% (3) David Spade (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)
20% (1) Eddie Murphy (Daddy Day Care)
0% (0) Horatio Sanz (Boat Trip)
0% (0) Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat)
20% (1) Will Ferrell (Elf)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Instance of a Guy Who's Too Old to Kick Ass Kicking Ass

0% (0) Arnold Schwarzenegger (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
20% (1) Harrison Ford (Hollywood Homicide)
20% (1) Robert Duvall (Open Range)
20% (1) Sean Connery (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
40% (2) Tommy Lee Jones (The Hunted)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by Eye Candy (Female)

0% (0) Amandy Bynes (What a Girl Wants)
0% (0) Brittany Murphy (Uptown Girls)
83% (5) Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)
16% (1) Jessica Alba (Honey)
0% (0) Mandy Moore (How to Deal)

6 voters have answered this question.

Worst Performance by Eye Candy (Male)

80% (4) Ben Affleck (Gigli)
0% (0) Josh Hartnett (Hollywood Homicide)
0% (0) Nick Cannon (Drumline)
0% (0) Paul Walker (Timeline)
20% (1) Vin Diesel (A Man Apart)

5 voters have answered this question.

Cheesiest Action Movie

20% (1) The Core
0% (0) The Foreigner
40% (2) Freddy vs. Jason
0% (0) A Man Apart
40% (2) S.W.A.T.

5 voters have answered this question.

Movie That's Been Praised So Much it Makes You Want to Vomit

20% (1) Bend it Like Beckham
20% (1) Le Divorce
60% (3) Mystic River
0% (0) Spellbound
0% (0) Sylvia

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Remake

40% (2) Freaky Friday
0% (0) The Italian Job
20% (1) The Singing Detective
20% (1) S.W.A.T.
20% (1) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

5 voters have answered this question.

Who the Hell Thought This Was a Good Idea? Award

0% (0) Darkness Falls
0% (0) How to Deal
40% (2) From Justin to Kelly
20% (1) Malibu’s Most Wanted
40% (2) Shaolin Soccer

5 voters have answered this question.

Most Annoying Song in a Trailer

0% (0) 50 Cent "In Da Club" (Hollywood Homicide)
100% (5) Avril Lavigne "Complicated" (Uptown Girls)
0% (0) DMX "X Gon’ Give it to Ya" (Cradle 2 the Grave)
0% (0) Evanescence "Bring Me to Life" (Underground)
0% (0) Nelly "Shake Ya Tailfeather" (Bad Boys 2)

5 voters have answered this question.

Worst Movie of 2003

20% (1) 2 Fast 2 Furious
0% (0) The Cat in the Hat
0% (0) Darkness Falls
0% (0) Dreamcatcher
20% (1) Drumline
40% (2) From Justin to Kelly
20% (1) Gigli
0% (0) Grind
0% (0) House of 1000 Corpses
0% (0) The Real Cancun

5 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2004-01-05 00:08:18 by AllPowerfulGARTH
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