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Makeover for the Jack-in-the-Box CEO

What if the famous and popular CEO of Jack in the Box had complete change of identity?

I am tired of the confident and impeccably dressed elite CEO with his expensive suits and polished shoes and high and mighty attitude.

I think he should be pulled off his high horse: Jack will be transformed from a successful and well-dressed hotshot businessman into a lowlife redneck.

First, the clothes: too corporate and high class. Strip off the blue pinstriped tailored business suit, the white shirt and silk tie, the suspenders and cufflinks and Rolex, and replace them with dirty overalls. Then take away the polished wingtips and the fancy socks and keep him barefoot.

Then make him swap the corner office and the briefcase for a shotgun shack.

Finally, force him to talk redneck 'or else', and lose the upper class speech and office manner and uppity attitude. Then we've got a whole new Jack who can speak to the lower class people like me!

BUT...what do we call him?

What is your name for the new Jack?
Barefoot Jack
Hillbilly Jack
Redneck Jack
Trailer Trash Jack
Jack in the White Trash Box
White Lighnin' Jack
This poll was created on 2004-02-12 05:22:53 by Peter Everett