Do You Really Believe???

Do you really believe there's a big guy up in the sky that sees and knows everything?

Of course I do

No way

Does sound far fetched

Do you really think people go to heaven when they die?

Absolutely

Not a chance

They're in a hole in the ground, that's it, period.

So are all the dead people up there sitting on clouds and playing harps?

Yes

Nope

Damn, that sounds stupid

Does God forgive all people of all sins?

Yes

No

Hitler and Jeffrey Dahmer are in heaven.

How can supposedly intelligent people believe this stuff?

Cos Mommy said so

You got me

I don't want to get struck by lightning

Bibles are good for:

Absolutely nothing

Using as booster seat

Swatting flies

Making me totally confused