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This is a questionaire about a lot of different things. It should take you maybe three, four minutes.
First, the basic one. Guy or girl?
Guy
Girl
Neither
And your age?
Under 14
14-16
17-19
20-25
25-40
None of your business! (41+)
Alright, here's where it gets interesting. Have you ever heard a joke involving dead babies?
What? No, and I'm disgusted just at the concept.
Yes, and it was disgusting.
Yes, and I thought it was funny.
No, but it wouldn't freak me out or anything.
Do you like pizza?
What does that have to do with dead babies?
Yes
No
Depends
Are you a virgin?
What's that?
Yes
No
Maybe. None of your concern, really.
Yes, involuntarily
If you had to choose whether to save the life of the person you love most (maybe yourself?), or the lives of two people you've never met, which would you choose?
My friend, because we're really close.
The other people, because of simple math.
My friend, because of overpopulation.
The other people, because I hate my best friend.
(Girls Only) What's the most important character trait in a guy to you?
Smart
Funny
Nice
Cute
Shares my religion
Athletic
Honest
Psychotic
(Guys Only) Do you think the girls lied?
Yes, all they care about is if the guy's cute.
No, I think they said "Cute".
No, I think they do care about other stuff, too.
I think they just skipped that question.
(Girls Only) Do you think that there are any guys who think you're hot?
Yes, everybody thinks I'm really hot.
I don't think I am, but I think some guys might.
No, I'm ugly.
No. I don't like the direction this is headed...
No, I'm not ugly, but I'm no hottie.
(Guys Only) Same question.
Yes, I think girls think I'm hot.
No, I don't think they think I'm hot.
No, but I think guys think I'm hot. (Eww.)
Okay, now I'm getting disturbed.
What do you think the most painful way to die is?
Erosion
Constipation
Meat Grinders
Melting
Being eaten by rabid squirrels
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
I don't really care.
So sleepy...
What is one thing this world needs?
Peace
Annihilation
End to poverty
Less rain
Harsher punishments for parole violators
More polls like this one. (Thank you.)
Is life worth living?
Well, we don't have much choice, now do we?
Yes, because of God.
Yes, but not becuase of God. Maybe Cheez-its.
I don't know.
No.
If you're a girl, age 14-16, would you go out with me? ;)
Huh?
Depends if you're cute.
Depends if you're nice.
Absolutely not!
Absolutely! (Post something!)
I'm not entirely sure that I should answer this...
Finally, one last question. How did this poll make you feel?
Happy.
Fulfilled.
Like all the life was drained out of me.
Apathetic.
Sleepy.
Disturbed.
Insane.
Like I had to go to the bathroom.
This poll was created on 2004-09-02 05:01:42 by MJY