Random Questions About Everything
First, the basic one. Guy or girl?
| 36% (297) | Guy | |
|---|---|---|
| 59% (482) | Girl | |
| 3% (27) | Neither |
806 voters have answered this question.
And your age?
| 13% (112) | Under 14 | |
|---|---|---|
| 28% (234) | 14-16 | |
| 20% (170) | 17-19 | |
| 16% (137) | 20-25 | |
| 13% (112) | 25-40 | |
| 5% (47) | None of your business! (41+) |
812 voters have answered this question.
Alright, here's where it gets interesting. Have you ever heard a joke involving dead babies?
| 27% (222) | What? No, and I'm disgusted just at the concept. | |
|---|---|---|
| 15% (126) | Yes, and it was disgusting. | |
| 22% (183) | Yes, and I thought it was funny. | |
| 33% (271) | No, but it wouldn't freak me out or anything. |
802 voters have answered this question.
Do you like pizza?
| 8% (67) | What does that have to do with dead babies? | |
|---|---|---|
| 74% (600) | Yes | |
| 2% (20) | No | |
| 14% (118) | Depends |
805 voters have answered this question.
Are you a virgin?
| 5% (43) | What's that? | |
|---|---|---|
| 41% (334) | Yes | |
| 37% (304) | No | |
| 11% (91) | Maybe. None of your concern, really. | |
| 4% (33) | Yes, involuntarily |
805 voters have answered this question.
If you had to choose whether to save the life of the person you love most (maybe yourself?), or the lives of two people you've never met, which would you choose?
| 71% (570) | My friend, because we're really close. | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (98) | The other people, because of simple math. | |
| 12% (103) | My friend, because of overpopulation. | |
| 3% (28) | The other people, because I hate my best friend. |
799 voters have answered this question.
(Girls Only) What's the most important character trait in a guy to you?
| 9% (54) | Smart | |
|---|---|---|
| 27% (147) | Funny | |
| 15% (83) | Nice | |
| 10% (56) | Cute | |
| 4% (23) | Shares my religion | |
| 0% (5) | Athletic | |
| 28% (155) | Honest | |
| 3% (18) | Psychotic |
541 voters have answered this question.
(Guys Only) Do you think the girls lied?
| 34% (129) | Yes, all they care about is if the guy's cute. | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (40) | No, I think they said "Cute". | |
| 36% (138) | No, I think they do care about other stuff, too. | |
| 17% (66) | I think they just skipped that question. |
373 voters have answered this question.
(Girls Only) Do you think that there are any guys who think you're hot?
| 20% (109) | Yes, everybody thinks I'm really hot. | |
|---|---|---|
| 42% (222) | I don't think I am, but I think some guys might. | |
| 6% (36) | No, I'm ugly. | |
| 6% (32) | No. I don't like the direction this is headed... | |
| 23% (125) | No, I'm not ugly, but I'm no hottie. |
524 voters have answered this question.
(Guys Only) Same question.
| 49% (175) | Yes, I think girls think I'm hot. | |
|---|---|---|
| 28% (100) | No, I don't think they think I'm hot. | |
| 5% (20) | No, but I think guys think I'm hot. (Eww.) | |
| 15% (56) | Okay, now I'm getting disturbed. |
351 voters have answered this question.
What do you think the most painful way to die is?
| 7% (57) | Erosion | |
|---|---|---|
| 6% (53) | Constipation | |
| 35% (278) | Meat Grinders | |
| 19% (152) | Melting | |
| 31% (250) | Being eaten by rabid squirrels |
790 voters have answered this question.
Do you believe in God?
| 67% (536) | Yes. | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (83) | No. | |
| 12% (96) | Maybe. | |
| 6% (51) | I don't really care. | |
| 3% (30) | So sleepy... |
796 voters have answered this question.
What is one thing this world needs?
| 50% (400) | Peace | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (27) | Annihilation | |
| 23% (185) | End to poverty | |
| 2% (16) | Less rain | |
| 7% (60) | Harsher punishments for parole violators | |
| 13% (107) | More polls like this one. (Thank you.) |
795 voters have answered this question.
Is life worth living?
| 29% (232) | Well, we don't have much choice, now do we? | |
|---|---|---|
| 38% (299) | Yes, because of God. | |
| 17% (140) | Yes, but not becuase of God. Maybe Cheez-its. | |
| 12% (96) | I don't know. | |
| 2% (19) | No. |
786 voters have answered this question.
If you're a girl, age 14-16, would you go out with me? ;)
| 23% (111) | Huh? | |
|---|---|---|
| 12% (61) | Depends if you're cute. | |
| 11% (55) | Depends if you're nice. | |
| 15% (72) | Absolutely not! | |
| 4% (22) | Absolutely! (Post something!) | |
| 32% (157) | I'm not entirely sure that I should answer this... |
478 voters have answered this question.
Finally, one last question. How did this poll make you feel?
| 18% (148) | Happy. | |
|---|---|---|
| 8% (68) | Fulfilled. | |
| 10% (80) | Like all the life was drained out of me. | |
| 11% (93) | Apathetic. | |
| 13% (110) | Sleepy. | |
| 13% (108) | Disturbed. | |
| 4% (39) | Insane. | |
| 18% (147) | Like I had to go to the bathroom. |
793 voters have answered this question.
