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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Best Quotes

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Hey! BTVS has some of the best dialoge I have ever heard! It is just so funny! Here's a poll to see the favourite quote!
Who has mostly the best quotes?
Xander
Spike
Anya
Buffy
Giles
Willow
Oz
Tara
Dawn
Joyce
Angel
What season had the best lines?
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
What type are the best quotes?
Insults
Media References
Stupidity
Other
What is the best insult out of the ones given?
“Buffy, love the hair! It just screams ‘street urchin’”-Cordelia
“Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.”-Buffy
“The humor of Cordelia Chase, who doesn’t need to worry about going to college, as she supports her own line of hooker- wear.”-Xander
“Where are you from? The country of white trash?”-Xander
“I could dress like you, Xander. But gosh. My father has a job.”-Cordelia
Best Dru Quote?
The King of Cups expects a picnic. But today is not his birthday.
Shush. Bad Dog.
Miss. Edith wants her tea.
Do you know what I miss? Leeches.
Come on. I'll pout if you don't sing
My tummy was growly. And you were out
Best Xander Quote?
“Where are you from? The country of white trash?”
“It’s funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want to.”
“Angel’s our friend. Except I don’t like him.”
“If you die I bring you back to life. It’s what I do.”
“To read makes our English speaking good.”
“On a scale of 1 to 10 … it sucked.”
“Shpadoinkle!”
“Hey black eyed girl. What ya doing?”
Best Buffy Quote?
“Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.”
“Note to self: religion: freaky”
“It is a sham, but it’s a sham with yams. It’s a yam sham.”
"And my God! Could you get a dorkier outfit?”
Best Spike Quote? (There are so many tho!)
“He’s gonna kill her. Oh well.”
“So we’re destroying the world already?”
“Help me out here, Spock, I don’t speak loser.”
“Is everyone here very stoned?”
“Come on! It’s Telly Time!”
“Well, this is just……neat!”
“Why so snarky, Sparky?”
“No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot.”
“I’m insane. What’s his excuse?”
“You sad sad ungrateful traitors.”
Best Character Speech?
Buffy (Prophecy Girl)
Angel (Passion)
The Mayor (Graduation Day)
Spike (Doomed)
Buffy (The Gift)
Xander (Grave)
Spike (Touched)
Buffy (Chosen)
Other
This poll was created on 2005-03-01 23:49:39 by Tibbi