Buffy the Vampire Slayer Best Quotes

Who has mostly the best quotes?

	23% (42)	Xander
	35% (64)	Spike
	11% (20)	Anya
	17% (31)	Buffy
	0% (0)	Giles
	5% (9)	Willow
	3% (7)	Oz
	0% (1)	Tara
	0% (0)	Dawn
	0% (0)	Joyce
	2% (5)	Angel

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What season had the best lines?

	5% (9)	Season 1
	19% (35)	Season 2
	14% (25)	Season 3
	16% (30)	Season 4
	22% (39)	Season 5
	13% (24)	Season 6
	8% (15)	Season 7

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What type are the best quotes?

	44% (80)	Insults
	5% (10)	Media References
	22% (41)	Stupidity
	27% (49)	Other

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What is the best insult out of the ones given?

	4% (8)	“Buffy, love the hair! It just screams ‘street urchin’”-Cordelia
	43% (78)	“Your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.”-Buffy
	22% (40)	“The humor of Cordelia Chase, who doesn’t need to worry about going to college, as she supports her own line of hooker- wear.”-Xander
	8% (16)	“Where are you from? The country of white trash?”-Xander
	21% (38)	“I could dress like you, Xander. But gosh. My father has a job.”-Cordelia

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Best Dru Quote?

	26% (47)	The King of Cups expects a picnic. But today is not his birthday.
	14% (25)	Shush. Bad Dog.
	7% (14)	Miss. Edith wants her tea.
	21% (39)	Do you know what I miss? Leeches.
	12% (23)	Come on. I'll pout if you don't sing
	16% (30)	My tummy was growly. And you were out

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Best Xander Quote?

	3% (7)	“Where are you from? The country of white trash?”
	12% (23)	“It’s funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want to.”
	21% (38)	“Angel’s our friend. Except I don’t like him.”
	6% (12)	“If you die I bring you back to life. It’s what I do.”
	31% (57)	“To read makes our English speaking good.”
	7% (14)	“On a scale of 1 to 10  it sucked.”
	8% (16)	“Shpadoinkle!”
	6% (12)	“Hey black eyed girl. What ya doing?”

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Best Buffy Quote?

	28% (51)	“Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.”
	17% (32)	“Note to self: religion: freaky”
	33% (59)	“It is a sham, but it’s a sham with yams. It’s a yam sham.”
	20% (36)	"And my God! Could you get a dorkier outfit?”

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Best Spike Quote? (There are so many tho!)

	10% (19)	“He’s gonna kill her. Oh well.”
	1% (2)	“So we’re destroying the world already?”
	16% (30)	“Help me out here, Spock, I don’t speak loser.”
	19% (35)	“Is everyone here very stoned?”
	12% (23)	“Come on! It’s Telly Time!”
	2% (4)	“Well, this is just  neat!”
	2% (5)	“Why so snarky, Sparky?”
	6% (12)	“No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot.”
	22% (41)	“I’m insane. What’s his excuse?”
	5% (10)	“You sad sad ungrateful traitors.”

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Best Character Speech?

	5% (10)	Buffy (Prophecy Girl)
	21% (40)	Angel (Passion)
	4% (8)	The Mayor (Graduation Day)
	10% (19)	Spike (Doomed)
	10% (19)	Buffy (The Gift)
	10% (19)	Xander (Grave)
	21% (40)	Spike (Touched)
	9% (17)	Buffy (Chosen)
	5% (10)	Other

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