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This poll exists for the purpose of
Why?
Why what?
Why not?
Because.
I don't know.
Yes.
No.
That depends on how fast you are moving.
What have I got in my pocket?
Yes
No
A magic ring
Nothing
My hand
Crumbs
A gun
How should I know?
Is the answer four or six?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
No
Yes
True or False?
True
False
Both
I don't know.
Fourty-two
That depends on where you're standing.
What is 2+3?
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
23
32
Yes
This question reeks of ethnic conflict
10, if you're operating in base 5
Why?
Why what?
Why not?
Because.
Didn't you already ask this?
Uh-huh.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja!
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
HAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp*
I don't speak German.
Didn't you already ask this?
?
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
DITTO
Which is best?
F---
f--k
The f-word
The f-bomb
F
givl (shift each letter one left on keyboard)
FCUK
PUNY BABY MANS! I VILL CRUSH YOU!
Which spelling is correct?
Two
To
Too
2
Tu
Which statement most closely matches your political views?
"Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death."
"Man-on-pumpkin sex is an inalienable right and should be taught to children!"
"All infidel scum shall be purged from the Earth!"
"The Bible must be banned."
What type of question is this?
Radio buttons
Check boxes (multi-select)
Drop down list
List box
Multi-select list box
Jesus says retarded gays must be put to death.
Rate something on a scale from 1-10.
1
8
5
3
7
2
4
10
6
9
Which one of these things is not like the others?
A weapon of mass destruction
Alexander Graham Bell
The aorta
Mexico
DO NOT ANSWER THIS QUESTION!
OK, I won't.
Why not?
I wasn't going to, but now I will, just for spite.
Yes
No
Did you answer the last question?
Yes
No
A Little
Objection! That's hearsay, your honor!
Did you realize that the "question" before the last one wasn't even really a question?
Yes
No
Fourty-Two
I am going to leave now.
Are the Jews in control of all of the world's banks and media?
Yes, Jews are secretly in control of everything.
No, I won't believe that!
No, but I wish they were...
Did I tamper with the results of this question?
Yes
No
Prehaps
The Jews are in control of misterpoll.com OMFG
Kill... Me...
Is this the last question?
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7
8
9
10
Spell "boolean"
This poll was created on 2005-05-30 14:20:32 by aaronak