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How many times aday do you fart?

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On average, people fart 40-50 times in a day. If enough people in a large area of the country were to fart at the same time, there would be enough gas to create an atomic bomb!!
When you fart out loud, do you
Laugh
Blush with embarassment
Make another noise acting like it was something else
Fart again, only louder
Has anyone ever blamed you for farting when you didn't
Yes
No
Always
Never
Has anyone ever asked you to pull their finger and it ended up to be a loud raunchy fart when you did?
Yes
No
Never tried it
Have you ever had a silent but deadly fart?
Yes
No
Don't know what that is
If farts had a pleasant odor, which would you choose for the smell?
Vanilla
Strawberry
Lilac
Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies
Lemon
On average how many times a day do YOU fart?
10-20
30-40
50-60
60+
Eating certain foods can cause gas. Which do you think causes your farts?
Eating Beans
Eating Carrots
Eating Ice Cream
Eating Twinkies
Eating Red Meat
Other
Do you enjoy fart jokes?
Yes
No
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA of course!!
This poll was created on 2005-09-27 02:18:24 by Ryane Spudster