How many times aday do you fart?
When you fart out loud, do you
| 43% (368) | Laugh | |
|---|---|---|
| 13% (114) | Blush with embarassment | |
| 21% (179) | Make another noise acting like it was something else | |
| 21% (186) | Fart again, only louder |
847 voters have answered this question.
Has anyone ever blamed you for farting when you didn't
| 77% (661) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 11% (98) | No | |
| 8% (76) | Always | |
| 1% (17) | Never |
852 voters have answered this question.
Has anyone ever asked you to pull their finger and it ended up to be a loud raunchy fart when you did?
| 61% (520) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 25% (220) | No | |
| 13% (111) | Never tried it |
851 voters have answered this question.
Have you ever had a silent but deadly fart?
| 95% (813) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (28) | No | |
| 1% (10) | Don't know what that is |
851 voters have answered this question.
If farts had a pleasant odor, which would you choose for the smell?
| 24% (207) | Vanilla | |
|---|---|---|
| 14% (127) | Strawberry | |
| 12% (106) | Lilac | |
| 34% (295) | Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies | |
| 13% (119) | Lemon |
854 voters have answered this question.
On average how many times a day do YOU fart?
| 50% (429) | 10-20 | |
|---|---|---|
| 23% (203) | 30-40 | |
| 8% (77) | 50-60 | |
| 17% (147) | 60+ |
856 voters have answered this question.
Eating certain foods can cause gas. Which do you think causes your farts?
| 47% (403) | Eating Beans | |
|---|---|---|
| 3% (26) | Eating Carrots | |
| 8% (68) | Eating Ice Cream | |
| 1% (14) | Eating Twinkies | |
| 12% (107) | Eating Red Meat | |
| 27% (230) | Other |
848 voters have answered this question.
Do you enjoy fart jokes?
| 31% (265) | Yes | |
|---|---|---|
| 23% (198) | No | |
| 45% (386) | HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA of course!! |
849 voters have answered this question.
