How should I conquer the Earth?

Look, we ALL know I'm going to rule the Earth, so why not help me choose which of the many ways I will? If you help, perhaps you'll get to rule some small country under my power.

Sneak into Area 51, steal alien technology, and head for the White House.

Take over ABC network, use commercials to turn viewers into zombies

Walk into a nuclear power plant and obtain super powers

Get abducted by aliens, form a union with them to take over the world.

Let everyone who thinks THEY will take over try, then overthrow whoever does

Create a philosopher's stone, turn everyone to gold, melt them into cool stuff.

Tell everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist, watch them cry, destroy them.

Form a truce with the Trix rabbit, he'll kick people's asses in return for Trix

Other.

This poll was created on 2006-03-17 18:58:15 by Vegan_Lord_Of_The_Nazgul