How should I conquer the Earth?
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Look, we ALL know I'm going to rule the Earth, so why not help me choose which of the many ways I will? If you help, perhaps you'll get to rule some small country under my power.
How should I conquer the Earth?
| 20% (24) | Sneak into Area 51, steal alien technology, and head for the White House. | |
|---|---|---|
| 10% (12) | Take over ABC network, use commercials to turn viewers into zombies | |
| 11% (13) | Walk into a nuclear power plant and obtain super powers | |
| 11% (14) | Get abducted by aliens, form a union with them to take over the world. | |
| 5% (7) | Let everyone who thinks THEY will take over try, then overthrow whoever does | |
| 3% (4) | Create a philosopher's stone, turn everyone to gold, melt them into cool stuff. | |
| 14% (17) | Tell everyone that Santa Claus doesn't exist, watch them cry, destroy them. | |
| 5% (6) | Form a truce with the Trix rabbit, he'll kick people's asses in return for Trix | |
| 17% (21) | Other. |
118 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2006-03-17 18:58:15
by Vegan_Lord_Of_The_Nazgul
