Presidents

conidate Barbie and president bush are going to have a boxing match to deside who will be the 2008 president who do u think wil win?

Canidate Barbie cuz she's betta than Bush!

President Bush cuz the war is the bomb!

Beyonce and Hilary Duff are having a sing speech to deside who is president who do u think will win?

Beyonce cuz she's betta! Hillary is too ugly!

Hiliary cuz she's better and R&B sucks!

Peter Pan and Brad Pitt r gonna have a wrestling match to deside ho is gonna be president whose gonna win?

Peter

Brad

wut happens first wen Beyonce fights you and u r a boy?

Beyonce tackles you and whacks u in the head

Beyonce punches you in the gut and kickes u

Beyonce slaps u continuously until her hands are sour

You beat her up

you tackle Beyonce and punch her

u slap her until she cries

Beyonce just tied u up and spanks u with a wooden paddle wut do u do?

Nothin in enjoy the pain

break through the ropes n tie her up n spank her

jump up stil tied up n crush her

Beyonce just got a sword n u only have an apple!

Beyonce stabs u in the hearyt and end of fight

Beyonce cuts ur arm off n puts her high hiel bootsa up to ur neck and crushes it

BEYonce droped the sword and kisses u until she fall then when u wake up u fing her stickin the sword up to ur neck

you snatch the sword from her and kill her

you snatch the sword rom her but u dropped it and kick her

u grabb her and kiss her until she falls and then u take her sword and point it at her neck

Beyonce seems to suddenly fall in love with u!!! wut do u do?

Nothing and fight on until u win

let her win

marrie her, u win and she becomes first lady and u guys have a kid n liv happenly ever after

It's a trap! kill her while u still can

make her suffer Wahahahahahahaha!

Who wins now?

Beyonce cuz she beat u

Beyonce cuz u let her

You cuz She let u

You cuz u beat her fair n square

So who do u want to win in this presidentual fantasy?

"So who won you ask? President Barbie! Here's Andy Jackson with the news": "Canidate Barbie T. Doll from the TOYS party meaning Torture over your sufering has just won. President Barbie is takin over the world! Run everybody! Run!!!!! Move to China, Japan Korea, India, Austrillia, Russia!!! Any where half way across the world!! save ur selves!!! Help!! it's a 50 foot barbie tank!! Ahh! it's runin me over!!!" SQUASH!!!!! (back to guy in news room) "Thank you, that was andy live with the news, I hope u get the message folks. RUN!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for watching NBC Date line news, i've hoped u enjoyed our last broadcast.Bye foreverevery body!"