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wut kinds president would u like to have?

conidate Barbie and president bush are going to have a boxing match to deside who will be the 2008 president who do u think wil win?

100% (2) Canidate Barbie cuz she's betta than Bush!
0% (0) President Bush cuz the war is the bomb!

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Beyonce and Hilary Duff are having a sing speech to deside who is president who do u think will win?

66% (2) Beyonce cuz she's betta! Hillary is too ugly!
33% (1) Hiliary cuz she's better and R&B sucks!

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Peter Pan and Brad Pitt r gonna have a wrestling match to deside ho is gonna be president whose gonna win?

0% (0) Peter
100% (2) Brad

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wut happens first wen Beyonce fights you and u r a boy?

33% (1) Beyonce tackles you and whacks u in the head
66% (2) Beyonce punches you in the gut and kickes u
0% (0) Beyonce slaps u continuously until her hands are sour
0% (0) You beat her up
0% (0) you tackle Beyonce and punch her
0% (0) u slap her until she cries

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Beyonce just tied u up and spanks u with a wooden paddle wut do u do?

100% (3) Nothin in enjoy the pain
0% (0) break through the ropes n tie her up n spank her
0% (0) jump up stil tied up n crush her

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Beyonce just got a sword n u only have an apple!

33% (1) Beyonce stabs u in the hearyt and end of fight
33% (1) Beyonce cuts ur arm off n puts her high hiel bootsa up to ur neck and crushes it
0% (0) BEYonce droped the sword and kisses u until she fall then when u wake up u fing her stickin the sword up to ur neck
0% (0) you snatch the sword from her and kill her
0% (0) you snatch the sword rom her but u dropped it and kick her
33% (1) u grabb her and kiss her until she falls and then u take her sword and point it at her neck

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Beyonce seems to suddenly fall in love with u!!! wut do u do?

0% (0) Nothing and fight on until u win
33% (1) let her win
66% (2) marrie her, u win and she becomes first lady and u guys have a kid n liv happenly ever after
0% (0) It's a trap! kill her while u still can
0% (0) make her suffer Wahahahahahahaha!

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Who wins now?

66% (2) Beyonce cuz she beat u
33% (1) Beyonce cuz u let her
0% (0) You cuz She let u
0% (0) You cuz u beat her fair n square

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So who do u want to win in this presidentual fantasy?

0% (0) Bush
0% (0) Barbie
0% (0) Brad Pitt
0% (0) Any of the ACTUAL candidates in the ACTUALL world
0% (0) Peter Pan
25% (1) You
0% (0) Your parents
0% (0) Your Brother
0% (0) Your sister
0% (0) Beyonce
0% (0) Jay-Z
0% (0) Your aunt yester
0% (0) your uncle bob
0% (0) Bonnie Jack
0% (0) a can of coke
25% (1) hilary duff
0% (0) Pink Bitney spears
0% (0) Tina Knowles
25% (1) Your dog
0% (0) angelina jolie
25% (1) a pair of pants
0% (0) George Lucas
0% (0) Abe Lincoln
0% (0) 50 cent
0% (0) Olivia
0% (0) ur flat screen TV
0% (0) Any other celeb

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"So who won you ask? President Barbie! Here's Andy Jackson with the news": "Canidate Barbie T. Doll from the TOYS party meaning Torture over your sufering has just won. President Barbie is takin over the world! Run everybody! Run!!!!! Move to China, Japan Korea, India, Austrillia, Russia!!! Any where half way across the world!! save ur selves!!! Help!! it's a 50 foot barbie tank!! Ahh! it's runin me over!!!" SQUASH!!!!! (back to guy in news room) "Thank you, that was andy live with the news, I hope u get the message folks. RUN!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for watching NBC Date line news, i've hoped u enjoyed our last broadcast.Bye foreverevery body!"

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This poll was created on 2007-02-27 10:01:18 by sourdough500
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