Tell George Bush there are WMDs in the closet, lock him in, take his place.
Find way to survive, allow global warming to kill everyone else, restart society.
Cloning-create minions that are loyal and obedient.
Work for Apple, secretly add mind control devices to iPods.
Work for publisher, change script in the Bible from 'God' to '*my name here*.'
Find the smartest people in the world-send them to Mars, leaving only idiots to conquer.
Check into insane asylum, make friends, ESCAPE with them.
Make online poll asking who opposes me, track their IP address, DESTROY.
Threaten to raise gas prices by 1 dollar if not made supreme dictator.
Form Hobbits as minions, no one will expect them!
