How should I conquer the Earth-part 2!
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How should I take over the world?
| 2% (1) | Tell George Bush there are WMDs in the closet, lock him in, take his place. | |
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| 5% (2) | Find way to survive, allow global warming to kill everyone else, restart society. | |
| 10% (4) | Cloning-create minions that are loyal and obedient. | |
| 30% (12) | Work for Apple, secretly add mind control devices to iPods. | |
| 2% (1) | Work for publisher, change script in the Bible from 'God' to '*my name here*.' | |
| 5% (2) | Find the smartest people in the world-send them to Mars, leaving only idiots to conquer. | |
| 2% (1) | Check into insane asylum, make friends, ESCAPE with them. | |
| 17% (7) | Make online poll asking who opposes me, track their IP address, DESTROY. | |
| 17% (7) | Threaten to raise gas prices by 1 dollar if not made supreme dictator. | |
| 7% (3) | Form Hobbits as minions, no one will expect them! |
40 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2007-01-16 02:25:50
by Vegan_Lord_Of_The_Nazgul
