The Redneck Test

The Civil war was fought over:

Slavery.

StatesÃÂ rights.

Was fought? You mean itÃÂs over?

2. General Lee was:

a. A traitor

b. A gentleman

c. A great car

3. Two words: Uncle Jesse. Now whose image popped in your head?

a. John Stamos

b. Denver Pyle

c. Your own uncle.

4. Orange is associated with

a. William and Mary

b. Road Construction barrels and signs

c. Deer huntersÃÂ vests

5. The national pastime is

a. Baseball

b. Football

c. NASCAR

6. Gomer PyleÃÂs accent is

a. Grating

b. Strong

c. How most people you know talk

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

a. To get to the other side.

b. To get away from Col. Sanders

c. To show the armadillo that it could be done.

8. The biggest, fanciest house in your neighborhood is:

a. A mansion

b. A farmhouse

c. A double-wide

9. The TV show that best describes your community is:

a. Leave it to Beaver

b. The Andy Griffith Show

c. Green Acres

10. Your dream vehicle is

a. A sedan

b. A pickup

c. A four-wheeler (ATV)