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The Redneck Test

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The Civil war was fought over:

39% (361) Slavery.
28% (264) States’ rights.
31% (292) Was fought? You mean it’s over?

917 voters have answered this question.

2. General Lee was:

11% (104) a. A traitor
31% (290) b. A gentleman
56% (522) c. A great car

916 voters have answered this question.

3. Two words: Uncle Jesse. Now whose image popped in your head?

20% (192) a. John Stamos
33% (310) b. Denver Pyle
45% (413) c. Your own uncle.

915 voters have answered this question.

4. Orange is associated with

2% (23) a. William and Mary
20% (185) b. Road Construction barrels and signs
77% (712) c. Deer hunters’ vests

920 voters have answered this question.

5. The national pastime is

22% (206) a. Baseball
19% (175) b. Football
58% (538) c. NASCAR

919 voters have answered this question.

6. Gomer Pyle’s accent is

11% (106) a. Grating
26% (245) b. Strong
61% (564) c. How most people you know talk

915 voters have answered this question.

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

30% (284) a. To get to the other side.
33% (311) b. To get away from Col. Sanders
35% (323) c. To show the armadillo that it could be done.

918 voters have answered this question.

8. The biggest, fanciest house in your neighborhood is:

19% (177) a. A mansion
41% (377) b. A farmhouse
39% (361) c. A double-wide

915 voters have answered this question.

9. The TV show that best describes your community is:

22% (205) a. Leave it to Beaver
43% (393) b. The Andy Griffith Show
34% (314) c. Green Acres

912 voters have answered this question.

10. Your dream vehicle is

10% (95) a. A sedan
68% (630) b. A pickup
21% (194) c. A four-wheeler (ATV)

919 voters have answered this question.

This poll was created on 2006-05-02 01:37:33 by nobody in particular
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