Toxic Males

I think we all know someone who can be classified as a male that is toxic to know or be involved with. Do your civic duty and alert unsuspecting females everywhere- Vote for your favorite toxic male here!
(DISCLAIMER:Poll gal is not responsible for wild mudslinging contests, voodoo doll purchases, or freak stampedes of angry elk. Votes are the personal opinions of the voters and should be considered such.)

Which phrase best describes your toxic male? (Check all that may apply)

Cyber bunny pimp daddy

Spineless Jellyfish

You! Out of the gene pool!

Suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder

Suffers from some hence undocumented form of male PMS

Prime Candidate for Prozac

All of the above (you have my sympathy)

How many times have you listened to the "I love you.(2 days later) I need space.(5 minutes later) Are you still going to come over?(1 day later)How dare you say I need psychiatric help? (later)I sure missed you (later) Oops, I have a new cyber bunny/girlfriend/Miss Right Now/sock puppet that resents my friendship with you. Go away. (later whines to friends) I miss her." scenario?

1-2

3-5

Ouch. More than 5

Lucky me... Never

Does he play in online roleplaying games?

Yes

Is his first initial..

Is his last initial...(getting right down to the nitty gritty, aren't we? hehe)

Does he use a pseudonym online because he thinks girls would..

Swarm his current location with marriage proposals?

Swarm his current location with Lorena Bobbit in tow?

He thinks he is more important/nifty than he really is?

His fans from his modeling days would mob him? (Hmm. Met him online,didn't you?)

Are you a toxic male magnet? How many can you name?

1-3

4-7

8 or more. (This answer classifies as a very strong YES.)

Now that we can laugh about all of this (as we jab the voodoo doll), where do we go from here?

Keep fishing

Become a lesbian

Invest in a sock puppet and a cucumber fed with Miracle-Grow

Go shopping. Tomorrow is another day.

There is a little link at the top that says "Talk about it". See it? (It will show up again after you submit your vote.) Care to dish, girlfriend?

No, thank you. There isn't enough room to bash him properly.

You know it!

This poll was created on 2000-04-22 17:37:07 by MPC4061510008