Toxic Males

Which phrase best describes your toxic male? (Check all that may apply)

	33% (2)	Cyber bunny pimp daddy
	50% (3)	Spineless Jellyfish
	16% (1)	You! Out of the gene pool!
	33% (2)	Suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder
	16% (1)	Suffers from some hence undocumented form of male PMS
	16% (1)	Prime Candidate for Prozac
	16% (1)	All of the above (you have my sympathy)

6 voters have answered this question.

How many times have you listened to the "I love you.(2 days later) I need space.(5 minutes later) Are you still going to come over?(1 day later)How dare you say I need psychiatric help? (later)I sure missed you (later) Oops, I have a new cyber bunny/girlfriend/Miss Right Now/sock puppet that resents my friendship with you. Go away. (later whines to friends) I miss her." scenario?

	16% (1)	1-2
	16% (1)	3-5
	33% (2)	Ouch. More than 5
	33% (2)	Lucky me... Never

6 voters have answered this question.

Does he play in online roleplaying games?

	66% (4)	Yes
	33% (2)	No

6 voters have answered this question.

Is his first initial..

	16% (1)	A
	16% (1)	B
	0% (0)	C
	0% (0)	D
	0% (0)	E
	0% (0)	F
	0% (0)	G
	0% (0)	H
	0% (0)	I
	16% (1)	J
	0% (0)	K
	0% (0)	L
	0% (0)	M
	0% (0)	N
	0% (0)	O
	16% (1)	P
	0% (0)	Q
	16% (1)	R
	0% (0)	S
	0% (0)	T
	16% (1)	U (seriously?)
	0% (0)	V
	0% (0)	W
	0% (0)	X (gee, what kind of name is that??)
	0% (0)	Y
	0% (0)	Z

6 voters have answered this question.

Is his last initial...(getting right down to the nitty gritty, aren't we? hehe)

	0% (0)	No comment. He is so toxic, everyone would guess him by his initials.
	0% (0)	A
	33% (2)	B
	0% (0)	C
	0% (0)	D
	0% (0)	E
	0% (0)	F
	0% (0)	G
	0% (0)	H
	0% (0)	I
	0% (0)	J
	16% (1)	K
	16% (1)	L
	0% (0)	M
	0% (0)	N
	0% (0)	O
	0% (0)	P
	0% (0)	Q
	0% (0)	R
	16% (1)	S
	0% (0)	T
	0% (0)	U
	0% (0)	V
	0% (0)	W
	16% (1)	X
	0% (0)	Y
	0% (0)	Z

6 voters have answered this question.

Does he use a pseudonym online because he thinks girls would..

	16% (1)	Swarm his current location with marriage proposals?
	33% (2)	Swarm his current location with Lorena Bobbit in tow?
	33% (2)	He thinks he is more important/nifty than he really is?
	16% (1)	His fans from his modeling days would mob him? (Hmm. Met him online,didn't you?)

6 voters have answered this question.

Are you a toxic male magnet? How many can you name?

	83% (5)	1-3
	0% (0)	4-7
	16% (1)	8 or more. (This answer classifies as a very strong YES.)

6 voters have answered this question.

Now that we can laugh about all of this (as we jab the voodoo doll), where do we go from here?

	33% (2)	Keep fishing
	33% (2)	Become a lesbian
	0% (0)	Invest in a sock puppet and a cucumber fed with Miracle-Grow
	33% (2)	Go shopping. Tomorrow is another day.

6 voters have answered this question.

There is a little link at the top that says "Talk about it". See it? (It will show up again after you submit your vote.) Care to dish, girlfriend?

	66% (4)	No, thank you. There isn't enough room to bash him properly.
	33% (2)	You know it!

6 voters have answered this question.

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