The Poll That Makes You Go Hmm

What is your favorite radish?

Red ones

All radishes are red

No radishes are red

Radishes

Why are there phones?

We need to communicate

People are humans

Space aliens demanded it

I gotta have my Pops

Tell me your fears (select 3)

I will die tomorrow

I will live tomorrow

You will die

She will die

He will die

Carlos will die

Scissors will be extinct

Calculators will take over the world

Pick me!

How did the chicken cross the road? (select every answer, please)

Tina Turner is my mother

You're a chicken

Chickens are shorter than Henry Kissinger

Wearing socks makes me look fat

I collect calendars