Would You Rather Family Guy

Would you rather be Meg[secret best friends with Peter but abused and farted on by him] OR Stewie[evil, diabolicle, genius but is gay and wears a diaper]

Would you rather smell Brian's smelly dog farts OR take a five second inhale of the inside of Meg's hat

Would you rather smell Peter's butt[he finished a can of beans] to find his wallet OR give boneless Peter[he rolled around in a cow pasture] a complete scrub-down.

Would you rather get a massage by Stewie OR drink Brian's "lemonade"

Would you rather hit on Lois your whole life-never succeding OR spend your whole life as slave to Meg

Would you rather be forced to smell Peter's farts until you LOVE them OR marry Meg and NEVER get divorced

Would you rather be Chris' personal fart sniffer OR Stewie's exclusive diaper changer

[While in a trapped, locked from the outside room with Stewie who just pooped his diaper]Would you rather eat a diaper load of Stewie's poop, eat his vomit, then lick his butt clean OR suffer through this stench for 48 hours, along with his farts, and eat his vomit produced from the smell

Would you rather chew gum Brian just farted out OR chew on Stewie's pacifer[fresh from use by Quagmire]