Would you rather be Meg[secret best friends with Peter but abused and farted on by him] OR Stewie[evil, diabolicle, genius but is gay and wears a diaper]
42% (69) | Meg | |
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57% (94) | Stewie |
163 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather smell Brian's smelly dog farts OR take a five second inhale of the inside of Meg's hat
56% (94) | Brian's Farts | |
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43% (71) | Meg's Hat |
165 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather smell Peter's butt[he finished a can of beans] to find his wallet OR give boneless Peter[he rolled around in a cow pasture] a complete scrub-down.
74% (122) | Peter's Butt | |
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25% (41) | Boneless Peter's Bath |
163 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather get a massage by Stewie OR drink Brian's "lemonade"
75% (123) | Stewie Massage | |
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25% (41) | Brian's Lemonade [pee] |
164 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather hit on Lois your whole life-never succeding OR spend your whole life as slave to Meg
49% (80) | Hitting On Lois | |
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50% (83) | Slave To Meg |
163 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather be forced to smell Peter's farts until you LOVE them OR marry Meg and NEVER get divorced
66% (109) | Peter's Farts | |
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33% (56) | Married to Meg |
165 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather be Chris' personal fart sniffer OR Stewie's exclusive diaper changer
48% (80) | Fart Sniffer | |
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51% (84) | Diaper Changer |
164 voters have answered this question.
[While in a trapped, locked from the outside room with Stewie who just pooped his diaper]Would you rather eat a diaper load of Stewie's poop, eat his vomit, then lick his butt clean OR suffer through this stench for 48 hours, along with his farts, and eat his vomit produced from the smell
32% (52) | Eat Poop,Vomit, Lick Butt | |
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67% (107) | Suffer Through Smell For 48 hrs., Eat Vomit |
159 voters have answered this question.
Would you rather chew gum Brian just farted out OR chew on Stewie's pacifer[fresh from use by Quagmire]
54% (86) | Brian's Smelly Gum | |
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45% (72) | Stewie's Nasty Pacifer |
158 voters have answered this question.