Computer Jokes

How do you turn on a computer?

Press the power button.

Start rubbing up against it! ;P

How did Bill Gates' wife describe her honeymoon? Microsoft!

Haha, lol...

You're sick.

Two household appliances are having an argument. Hair Dryer: "You suck!", Vacuum Cleaner: "Blow me!"

OMG, stop it, you're killing me!

Man, that's just plain wrong, in any and every way!

Yo mama so ugly, she pressed the delete key, and the computer disappeared!

That's one for the books! :)

You need professional help.

I Excel at computers...Word! *Think about it.*

How cute... :)

I don't get it??

Which one is better?

MS Windows

Apple Mac

Check the forum for a special message.

Oh, cool...what'cha got?

I don't wanna see your trash! :(