Computer Jokes
Bits and bytes to tickle your funny...
How do you turn on a computer?
| 68% (17) | Press the power button. | |
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| 32% (8) | Start rubbing up against it! ;P |
25 voters have answered this question.
How did Bill Gates' wife describe her honeymoon? Microsoft!
| 52% (13) | Haha, lol... | |
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| 48% (12) | You're sick. |
25 voters have answered this question.
Two household appliances are having an argument. Hair Dryer: "You suck!", Vacuum Cleaner: "Blow me!"
| 56% (14) | OMG, stop it, you're killing me! | |
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| 44% (11) | Man, that's just plain wrong, in any and every way! |
25 voters have answered this question.
Yo mama so ugly, she pressed the delete key, and the computer disappeared!
| 45% (11) | That's one for the books! :) | |
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| 54% (13) | You need professional help. |
24 voters have answered this question.
I Excel at computers...Word! *Think about it.*
| 63% (14) | How cute... :) | |
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| 36% (8) | I don't get it?? |
22 voters have answered this question.
Which one is better?
| 63% (14) | MS Windows | |
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| 36% (8) | Apple Mac |
22 voters have answered this question.
Check the forum for a special message.
| 43% (10) | Oh, cool...what'cha got? | |
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| 56% (13) | I don't wanna see your trash! :( |
23 voters have answered this question.
This poll was created on 2012-07-07 17:02:07
by Captain Fantastic
